Mmmmm…good questions. I’d say orgasm = dead kitty.
On second thought, the Big G is pretty hardcore. Every time you start masturbating, He whacks a kitty.
You whack, He whacks.
Any thread by Kel Varnsen makes everyone weep. 
Has Bob Barker heard about this?
“Help maintain the pet population…have yourself spayed or neutered!”
Paging Dr. Freud…
Paging Dr. Freud…
Dr Freud, please report to the MPSIMS STAT…
“Sometimes a kitten is just a kitten.”
I’m almost afraid to post this…
Are we talking about oral or anal pleasure here?
No, no!!! Oh, how I have been perverted…
In the name of science, I just gave my baby some myrrh.
He wept.
Soooooo, if a kitten masterbates, is that suicide? OR does that only apply to us?
Maybe it kills another kitten? Maybe kittens hate each so that is why they are always going down on themselves?
From the Baby Jesus to kitten masturbation in only 30 posts. Not bad.
What do you think happens if the Baby Jesus uses a kitten to masturbate? Death and tears?
Well, yeah. Every time I’ve played with a kitten, sooner or later, out come the claws…
Yeah…kitties are real big on S&M.
Naughty naughty. Kitty kitty.
Where’s that brain bleach when you really need it?
OK, here’s a hypothetical for you…
You are driving out in the middle of the country. There is nobody else around. You are masturbating a kitten, and God smites it dead. You freak out and you lose control of the car and it hits a tree. There is a lot of damage to the car. Crying Baby Jesus is in the passenger seat and is trapped by the dashboard crushing Crying Baby Jesus. You can’t get Crying Baby Jesus out. The accident also caused a fire. There is no way to stop the fire. Crying Baby Jesus is going to burn to death. Crying Baby Jesus is also aware of the situation was not knocked out by the accident. You have a hand gun with you. All of a sudden, the clouds open above you and Crying Baby Jesus is raised from the burning wreckage and lifted skywards. He’s still crying. Would you shoot the dead kitten, try to get Crying Baby Jesus back (he’s gotta be lucky to have with you at the casino), or would you like what’s behind door number 2?
Door #2! Door #2!
This is just stupid. Everyone know you can’t get Baby Jesus in a casio. He stays in the hotel room. They have a book, part 2 of which is about Him, that he likes to read.