There are a lot of things that make the Baby Jesus cry. Anal sex, for example, makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Chopped liver makes the Baby Jesus cry, I’m sure.
What else?
(I’m sorry, but I find the whole ‘_____ makes Baby Jesus cry.’ so very funny. Have at it, people. Make me laugh. :))
Rose
Diaper rash? Teething, maybe?
Anal sex only makes the baby Jesus cry because He isn’t using enough lubricant.
Told a kid I am fighting with that self-pity makes the baby Jesus cry, and that he (the kid) is thereby making Jesus colicky.
I make the baby Jesus cry by telling him he’s adopted.
Dunno 'bout the Baby Jesus, but my grandma always used to say that when girls whistled, it made the Virgin Mary cry.
Course, she also said not to sit on cold concrete or else we’d get piles… I bet piles would make the Baby Jesus cry.
When you touch yourself, the saints cry. -Crow T. Robot
I make the baby Jesus cry.
No, seriously: I make all babies cry. I just look at them and they burst into tears. I’m still trying to decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing …
I’ve got a list 
Raised Jewish.
Currently Wiccan.
I swear like a Teamster who dropped a hammer on his foot.
I flirt.
I go commando 75% of the time.
I lust in my heart (and other places) for Jeff Hardy,Stinky Paws,others I won’t mention.
Knickers makes Baby Jesus cry.
I play Dungeons & Dragons, which as we learned from Jack Chick, is evil.
Playing D&D makes Baby Jesus cry.
I also enjoy reading the Harry Potter books, which promotes witchcraft, which makes Baby Jesus cry.
And hardygrrl, you left out being a Cubs fan.
I think it’s obvious that God is not a Cubs fan, so rooting for the Cubs makes Baby Jesus cry.
Onions ?
Tear gas ?
The Pearl Harbor movie ?
The TV Fall line-up ?
And Crunchy, if playing D & D makes Baby Jesus cry, what does playing Call of Cthulhu make him do ?
I don’t recommend that. That just pisses him off.
I, like many, read CAPAlert for fun.
Whereas rooting for the Cardinals makes Satan do a happy,get out of the tarp roller’s way dance.
Not eating all of your dinner makes the baby Jesus cry.
Not sharing your toys makes the baby Jesus cry.
Not saying “please” and “thank you” makes the little baby Jesus cry.
Giving up your dog to the animal shelter makes the little baby Jesus cry.
Little children who don’t sit still and pay attention in church make the little baby Jesus cry.
Laughing at the handicapped makes the little baby Jesus cry.
Driving 10 MPH under the speed limit in the passing lane on the Interstate makes the little baby Jesus cry.
Billboards make the little baby Jesus cry.
Wasting His precious natural resources by driving a Ford Excursion two blocks to Whole Foods to buy some free-range tofu makes the little baby Jesus cry.
Wal-Mart makes the little baby Jesus cry, especially when they close down a big Wal-Mart to open an even bigger Wal-Mart across the street.
El Paso, Texas makes the little baby Jesus cry.
Bill Gates makes the little baby Jesus cry.
“Whackings” on The Sopranos makes the little baby Jesus cry, but the long-haired hippie adult Jesus stays home on Sunday night to watch.
Sweetheart, about the tarp-roller incident…
The horse can’t feel the whip anymore. 
Dammit! After I hit submit, I think to say:
Beating a dead horse makes baby Jesus cry.
Fine Crunchy…I’ll let the tarp roller incident drop.
However…I’d like you to take a look at the NL standings when you have a moment…gee,is that Chicago in first place?
[sub] You have to admit,Crunchy my pet,it’s funny. Just give up and admit it. You’ll feel much better.[/sub]
Using the search function makes Baby Jesus cry. I learned that from Anthracite.
I know. Shocking isn’t it. Of course it doesn’t really matter who’s in first now. Brag at the end of the season, if you still have a reason to.
Of course, bragging makes baby Jesus cry.