Reading all the, er, explicit material on the SDMB makes Baby Jesus cry. 
Being an athiest makes Baby Jesus cry.
Hi Opal!
<fundie>Having fun makes Baby Jesus cry.</fundie>
Eating lamb makes Baby Jesus cry.
I shake him. :eek:
Having grown up in El Paso, i can say with certainty… El Paso, Texas makes EVERYONE cry. Although, his parents might like the cheap shopping in Juarez.
Monday mornings make the Baby Jesus cry.
[sub]Well, they make me cry, too.[/sub]
Rose
‘hope floats’ and a half gallon of vanilla ice cream with lots of chocolate syrup when a girl doesn’t call like she said she would makes the baby jesus cry
…or is that me?
Not checking the spelling and previewing the psot befour actaully posting make Baby Jesus cry. (I seem to make him cry a lot. = )
[sub](Spelling mistakes are international…er…intentional.)[/sub]
Telling babyjeusus that he can’t go to Nanny and Papa’s to go swimming makes him cry.
And that’s just the tip of the iceburg.
“Anal sex only makes the baby Jesus cry because He isn’t using enough lubricant.”
—Thanks. Well, MY computer screen won’t need any Windex for awhile . . .
The Baby Jesus cries a lot…
My mom yelling at me to put the cat out makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Drinking lumpy old milk makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Dissecting cats in anatomy class makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Reading the Koran makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Hitting your sister back makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Shouting in my ear makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Buying crap off the tv makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Excessive credit card debt makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Observation:
The “the” is very important in “… makes the Baby Jesus cry”, because it makes the Baby Jesus seem like a Kewpie doll. To me, anyway.
Straight to hell. The lot of you.
Baby Jesus is still crying over this one:
In high school, some friends and I were watching TV, but not paying attention. It was mostly an excuse to have 10 people in the room, gabbing about this and that. A commercial went by that featured close-up shots of various babies, and they were, to a baby, unattractive children. Someone noticed this and directed our attention to the TV, saying, “Those are the ugliest babies I have ever seen!” And we all agreed that they were ugly, and mesmerised, watched the rest of the ad. Then the comercial revealed that they were all babies with cancer. I have never seen such a massive wave of guilt strike so many people at once ever before, or since.
I made fun of cancer babies. Straight to hell with me, too.
This weekend I received 4 spams telling me I needed to accept Jesus and go to Christiam websites. I considered replying with “Spam makes the baby Jesus cry,” but I figured it’d just bounce, so I sent them to SpamCop instead.
Kittens with ringworm makes Baby Jesus cry
Doing dishes makes Baby Jesus cry
Opal makes Baby Jesus Cry
The smell of my slippers makes Baby Jesus cry
I usually just hide the frankincense and myrrh.
Getting bitten by a snake in a ball pit after being kidnapped from Wal-Mart and having his swaddling clothes changed and his hair dyed in the bathroom by a total stranger who also kidnapped his mom after he talked her into shooting a pizza commercial outside the local mall makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Based on the above, it seems that Mercutio makes the baby Jesus cry with startling frequency… 
Someone said searches on vBulletin make the baby Jesus cry, so I guess I do it on a regular basis.
Esprix
I’d tell him he only gets one present a year because his birthday’s at Christmas.
I pee in his diaper before he can. While he is wearing it. Preferably while he is sleeping.
On purpose?
The current state of the DSL industry makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Well, it sure makes me cry!