Post count parties make the Baby Jesus cry.
Pictures of stretched anuses make Baby Jesus Cry
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
that baby jesus used to cry
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make jesus wet his pants
And maybe he’d be happy for awhile.
But vB searches made him gasp
even with threads of a stretched out ass
Bad news for the b.j.
he kept on crying the whole day.
Well I remember of his sigh
and something touched me deep inside
when the dopers came together to try
to get baby jesus to cry.
So cry cry baby jesus cry.
oh felching and the belching brings a tear to his eye
And good ol’ wisemen they come stoppin by
saying soon you gonna be crucified.
soon you gonna be crucified.
oh, did you write the book of Dope?
And did you have faith that ol’ Cecil’s the hope
In stopping what makes jesus weep?
And do you believe that jesus blubbers
when you post of goats and a box of rubbers
well you know that baby jesus prefers sheep
Well jesus seems to be out of luck
With a pink ol’ ass that just ripe for a fuck
and I know that sloppy seconds would suck
The day baby jesus cried.
And we were singing
Cry cry baby jesus cry.
oh felching and the belching brings a tear to his eye
And good ol’ wisemen they come stoppin by
saying soon you gonna be crucified.
soon you gonna be crucified.
Ender, you are a genius. 
Bravo!
Rose
That post made the baby Jesus cry (but it made me laugh).
Esprix
Laughing so hard you pee makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Ender, you fucking rock. (No disrespect intended to Esprix, who rocks.)
The Baby Jesus Buttplug makes baby Jesus cry.
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html
spitting chaw makes the baby Jesus cry
excessive rain makes the baby Jesus cry
Lambs make the Baby Jesus cry
yuppies make the baby Jesus cry
mean people make the baby Jesus cry
scary people make the baby jesus cry
mean and scary people make the baby Jesus cry
mean and scary people spitting chaw make the baby Jesus cry
mean and scary people, who just happen to be yuppies, spitting chaw make the baby jesus cry
mean and scary people, who just happen to be yuppies, spitting chaw while riding on a lamb make the baby jesus cry
mean and scary people, who just happen to be yuppies, spitting chaw while riding on a lamb while it’s raining excessively make the baby jesus cry
You know, if I wasn’t too lazy to have a signature, I’d ask for that.
And I surf the web on company time–that makes the baby Jesus cry.
How much you want to bet He’s not using enough lubricant?
In my experience, having $24 left in the bank and 12 days until payday always makes the Baby Jesus cry!
When I was very little, I had a baby doll which, when fed water from a little baby bottle, would then “wet.” Due to some incident I no longer recall, the doll lost one of its eyes. I named the doll “Baby Jesus.”
I never made Baby Jesus cry, even out of only one eye, but I sure could make him pee.
Watching A Charlie Brown Christmas makes the Baby Jesus cry.
And the end of Charlotte’s Web fucks him up pretty good, too.
But finding out that someone else is wearing the same prom gown as him makes him sob uncontrollably in the girls’ bathroom.
This’ll make Baby Jesus cry…
Hey, kid…guess what happens to you in your early 30s! Uh-huh!! And there ain’t no way you’re going to get out of it, either!
Dial-up internet connections make the Baby Jesus cry.
AAA TripTik maps make the Baby Jesus cry.
Vegemite makes the Baby Jesus cry.
I’ll tell you what will make the Baby Jesus Cry… being wrapped in swaddling clothes, laid in a manger, and put out on someone’s front lawn during the Yuletide… and left there till July!
I hear that Tear Gas made Big Baby Jesus cry.
Homosexual sex makes the baby Jesus squeal like a pig.
Esprix
Burt Reynolds makes the little baby Jesus cry.
Qwest DSL makes the little baby Jesus cry.
Strippers (female exotic dancers) wearing pasties make the little baby Jesus cry.
As long as it’s a happy pig!