Calling him the Baby Jesus instead of thebabyjesus™ makes the little bugger whine too.
beating him with a broken fiberglass rod so he gets lots of tiny bits of glass fiber embedded in his skin makes the baby jesus cry.
so does poking him with heated knitting needles!
Now, are you poking him all over his body, or just in the mucous membrane? Because I’m trying to get the little tyke to yell out, “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?”, but he pretty much just bleats like a little whiner.
Reviving a thread once thought to be dead makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Band name!
Mmmm. Sacrilicious.
Pretty much everything I do makes the baby Jesus cry. And give me the adult Jesus and I bet I can make him beg and moan.
^:cool:^.-> <–devil smiley
Telling Him that His mother and father were never married makes the baby Jesus cry.
Pronouncing His name as “Hey-soos” in a Southern Baptist church makes the baby Jesus cry.
Jokes about his mom saying “Oh, God…” make the baby Jesus cry.
Spilling beer on the family bible makes the baby Jesus cry.
Being stuck in a manger taking donky-piss showers every hour on the hour MTBJC.
Hey, where’s that acronym thread!