Who is Number One? :dubious:
You are Number Six! 
…but that is another story - Tales of the Riverbank aka Hammy Hamster
I am not a number, I am a free man!
*And yes, I know about the double meaning here! :rolleyes:
I watched that ad a thousand times when I was a kid. I only just now realized that the uncola nuts are a lemon and a lime. And I knew that 7-Up is a lemon-lime soda. :smack:
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha . . .
You’re conflating “Want a walnetto?” (Arte Johnson as Tyrone F. Hornaigh in Laugh-In) with “Wanna buy a duck?” (Joe Penner, 1930s radio). Tyrone wasn’t selling walnettos, he was trying to buy Gladys Ormphby’s affection with them.
The Flip Wilson Show
“The Devil made me do it!”
“Here comes the judge, here comes the judge, order in the Court, here comes the judge.”
Edit: Or is the judge quote from Laugh In?
“I’ll send you a postcard.”
While postcards are certainly still around, I suspect a lot of people are sending their “wish you were here” notes electronically these days.
“He likes it! Hey Mikey!”
“Only you…” (can prevent forest fires.)
"Hi. I’m Larry. This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.’
“Kilroy was here.”
“Awww, Jeez. I hate it when that happens.”
“France! France! We are from France!”
“Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us…have it your way!”
“I was so excited, I told two friends about it…And they told two friends…and they told two friends…and so on, and so on!”
“Just the facts, Ma’am”
I have never heard that Schleprock was Jewish. Are you saying it because of the use of schlep?
I think it was Sammy Davis Jr on Laugh In, dressed in a British judge’s wig and robe. And I believe it was “Here come de judge!” as well.
There were several different versions of it. My favorite ending was the one where he leaned back and said “The smell of success is never too sweet! HA HA HA HA HA!”
Both Laugh-In and Sammy Davis Jr. were inspired and preceded by Pigmeat Markham, primarily a “chitlin’ circuit” performer.
Here Come De Judge Sure sounds like rap to me!
Boop-Boop-a-Doop
Got milk?
T’aint funny, McGee.
Heeeree’s Johnny.
Arrsenniooooo Halllllll.
Much as I love that movie, “that’s my name don’t wear it out” long predates 1985, we used to say it to each other all the time in elementary school in the early 80’s. Not as a catchphrase or movie reference, just a dumb joke. Like how when someone said “let’s go” you had to respond “where are we going? can I drive?”
Well, that one’s back, if you didn’t know. No “people over there” though… 
Cute Marie, REAL cute. (Donny and Marie show).
Oh Boy I’m helping!!! (Round Table Pizza commercial from about the 70s, apparently I’m not the only one whose family and friends have adopted it as a family saying: looking for old pizza ad - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board).
I’m surprised there weren’t more Airplane quotes.
Surely you don’t mean we have to use the new software??? Yes, yes we do, and don’t call me Shirley.
I have a drinking problem (when your lip seems to have developed an invisible hole and you end up getting coffee, water, whatever down your shirt).
Looks like I picked a bad day to quit ______ (though I did see a variation or two upthread).
And hardly any Star Wars,
Laugh it up fuzzball!
Great kid! Don’t get cocky!
“Who calls Hieronymo?”
Oh, all right, that one might be a little TOO old-school…
Surely, Airplane quotes will never die. But that’s not important right now.