CatholicGoogle!

So you can search without having to worry about finding any of those filthy protestant pages!

You need to read the rest of the article (its short, so I can’t quote any more of it) to see how easy it is for it go fubar and spew out porn and anti-Catholic screeds.

I broke it in one attempt:

http://www.catholicgoogle.com/search_engine_results?cx=partner-pub-6379407697620666%3Alil1v7i1hv0&cof=FORID%3A9&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=jesus+sucks&sa=Search#964

I tried Inquisition the fourth link was not such a good look at the Church.

SSG Schwartz

Couldn’t this thing have a catchier name, like Googleum or Googlielmus or St. Googlivius?

This implies that only good Catholics surf the net. Score!

Wow. Because the time, money and energy put toward doing this (which may have been negligible, I don’t know) couldn’t have fed someone hungry or purchased medicine for someone who’s sick? Aren’t those higher priorities in the hierarchy of goodly deeds in Catholicism than making sure people don’t see dirty words on the intarwebs?

Amazing – a search for “pussy” had NO hits.

Thanks for protecting me, CatholicGoogle. :dubious:

Interestingly, a seach for “vagina” has this as the #1 hit (really funny and NSFW) – the “hand vagina”:
http: //www.collegehumor.com/video:1778958

Cats are the Devil’s tools!