Today’s Special:
Chicken Fried Steak
Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
Nibblet Corn
Blow Job
Apple Pie a la mode
$57.50
I don’t know where Qadgop is, but here in South Carolina there have been a bunch of these cases in the past year, including a guard having sex with Susan Smith (the woman who killed her children). They’ve really started cracking down on this, although I don’t know if it has been made a felony here.
I did the nasty with a stripper once, in the “private” area of the club she was dancing in. Nothing to do with the OP as such - just thought I’d share. 
In my humble opinion it’s OK to have sex at work if you work in, say, a brothel. Not as OK if you work in a massage parlour or a rehabilitation clinic (fascists…).
…did I tell you about that time with the stripper?
Yes. Yes there is.
That’s just stupid…
Why fire a girl who gives out blow jobs like that…?
I need a girl like that on my staff.
But she got fired for being on the staff.
Pun intended.
And her brother-in-law was her boss (I forget if he actually owned the company). How embarrassing is THAT?
Some interesting responses to this thread. Interesting being a euphemism for twisted in this case.
How on earth can you fault the security guard? They’re the ones acting like pigs. What’s the excuse going to be? “Oh I never would have screwed at work if that security guard had told me that it was against the rules.” Fire 'em both.
Don’t shit where you eat. Learn it, live it.
As Qadgop wrote it is now an automatic felony in most jurisdictions for a prison employee to have sex with a prisoner. Up until a few years ago, it was only a felony if the sex was coerced (although it was still an automatic fireable offense) but most legislatures have since decided that even if there is no overt coercion, the relationship between a prisoner and an employee is always coercive as some level.
That better be some damn good Apple Pie a la mode for $57.50.
All I could think of was a play on that old commercial:
“Hi! I’m Victor Kiam! And I was So Embarrassed, I Sold The Company!!!”
So… can I still have sex in the kitchen* and eat in my room? Cuz** I like both and I’d really rather not have that evil security guard thwart my enjoyment of the occasional culinary coitus.
*My bed is filled with cokkie crumbs and leftovers, you expect me to have sex in that?!?
**I’ve always wanted to try that out… 'cuz… Man, I’m cool. No wonder black people like me.
Well, at my college, we’ve lost a chancellor (president of this branch campus) because he was caught masturbating in his office. With the door closed- but someone just walked in and caught him.
How’d you like to have to explain that one?
As for the OP…well, I’d be more concerned at the general lack of security exhibited by this firm. What’s to say that this couple was not trying to access sensitive information after hours? Or for that matter, stealing property? It’s not the sex, it’s the unsupervised time.
And just for the record, my wife and I have had sex in my place of employment (she does not work here). But I am the only person with access to much of my work space, so a ‘walk-in’ is not so much of an issue.
Poof! You’re Magna Cum.
Talk about an institute of higher yearning.
I don’t think the security guard is creepy for watching them. It’s his job to keep an eye on what’s going on in the building, after all. It’s not his fault they were foolish enough to have sex in a spot where they could be caught. If you want privacy, here’s a crazy thought: Get a hotel room instead of having sex in a public place where you know someone else might be roaming around.
I don’t think it would be unjustified if the couple is fired for this escapade. I would consider this very unprofessional behavior - not just because of the sex (although that’s reason enough), but also because they lied and snuck into the building when presumably they weren’t supposed to be there. Besides, if I were one of that guy’s coworkers, I would feel icky touching anything on his desk after that, since who knows what might have come into contact with his semen. Not interested in being that “friendly” with my coworkers, thanks.
I’m now imagining all the cooties that could be anywhere at my workplace because people were having sex and didn’t clean up. Is that a butt print on the table in the lounge? Dear god, let that be some spilled Cremora on the edge of my desk.
I don’t much care what other people get up to, but isn’t it a bit unhygenic to be having sex in the workplace, what with all the nasty diseases going around?
Reminds me of a (AFAIK) true story. A friend of mine is a fulltime firefighter here in the twin cities. Apparently, they’re on shift for 24 hours at a time, and as such have showers, beds, etc. in the station for use when they’re at the station waiting for the next call. Well, one day he caught one of his coworkers was caught in the act of self-love in the shower at one point. The incident was reported to the station Captain, who confronted the individual and asked him to explain himself.
His response? “It’s my dick, and I can wash it as slow or as fast as I want to.”
Hi y’all, interesting replies.
To answer some questions about the room and what happened after:
It’s a big room, about half the size of a 5-a-side pitch, only entrance at the far end - it’s also a hot room that’s got movable partitions in it. In the report he said what he saw (man taking off girl’s trousers and underwear) and then said man went down on girl and then stripped butt-naked.
It just didn’t read like he had anywhere better to go between girl losing trousers and guy getting butt-naked. The room is long & they were at the end of it, the noise of the air-con (even at night, so wasteful) and dozens of PCs would mean they’d not hear the door, or anyone else.
As for other things, the guard (I heard from the day-guard) decided to ‘unfile’ the report before the site mgr came in and read it. Though the carbon-copy is still in the incident book (on a numbered page) it’s unlikely that it will go any further. Somehow everyone knows about it also (I did not tell a soul) - I mean everyone - important people who I expected to disapprove, but they joke about it with the guy (though stay slient when she’s around … which is a thread about double standards, I expect). It looks like it’ll just stay gossip.