Sex at work.

Just curious about the input. Who has had sex at work? Been caught? Steamy stories? Disasters? :slight_smile:

I did once. I was managing a theatre and there was no one in one of the shows, so we decided it would be a good time :slight_smile:

You have a one track mind, Omnipresent.

A co-worker and I had sex on a mahogany conference table in the VA State Captiol in 1985 or 1986. We had been called back into work during an all-night session of the General Assembly. At the time we got the page we were in a bar having a few too many drinks.

One thing lead to another and the next thing you know we’re listening to the floor debate on a bill while boffing like bunnies.

Thomas Jefferson, architect of the building, would have been so proud.

I’ve had sex with my wife in the work elevator at my last job after hours. Hand rails are fun :wink:

After hours and on the weekend at my office job.

After hours in a movie theatre.
Ahhhhhhhhh

Oh and it was during my last couple days working there. Shoulda had sex on my bosses desk. I would have loved to have that little bit of revenge.

My ex-wife and I has sex in her office several times when she had to work on Saturday. Nobody was in the building so it wasn’t much of a risk of getting caught.

Did the bosses desk, VP’s desk, on the roof of one of the warehouses, in one of the warehouses, the bathroom, (BJ’s only) and between two huge rolls of bubble packing out in the shipping warehouse. Why do you think I’ve been here 20 years…

I’ve never been caught, but have had a few close calls…that makes it even more fun.

Heh. At work, in a single person restroom, at the car dealership with a very handsome co-worker.

Hot greasemonkey love! :smiley:

Workplace sex, it’s the absolute best.

American Airlines Stewardess Training facility.

wipes tear

I had sex in the office of my last employer. (The server room to be exact…and the board room…and…)

American Airlines.
Oh, OK. Not really. I did have sex on the floor of the room I was assigned a the University when I did an internship a the Finance Department.

My wife and I, just once… she was, um, under my desk one night after hours.

Someone brought this topic up at work several years ago. I remember being flabbergasted that I was the only one who had had sex at work at some point.

I thought everybody did it at least once.

…in a former patient room now used for stress testing. We had been fondling each other all night in the hallways or brushing against each other until we finally couldn’t stand it anyore, so she called me up and said “All right you horny bastard! Where do you want it?”

I would have taken it standing up in a hamock. It was the absolute most intense orgasm I have ever had. The others have come close, but this one was it.

Jesus…

:wink:

Quasaiiai

Constantly. But then in my line of work it’s not too unusual, sometimes it’s regarded as one of the perks.

A show of hands for those that want to know what Zen does, and why my High School counselor didn’t tell me about that option?

::raises hand::

Tristan: Sex/Swinger club DJ. Although I honestly got more play when I was a teen and was a regular “guest” DJ at some of the local teenie-bopper discos. Mainly because I was more interested.