Sex at work.

I used to work in a swimming pool and had a couple of great late nights.

I have had sex in every single one of my classrooms. Mostly on the floor, but also up against the blackboard and on the kitchen counter. In the evenings, no one is at school, ya know? What’s a girl supposed to do?

(pssst…I was (am) an elementary school teacher)

Ha! There goes my lily-white reputation.

Anahita: How you doin’? What is it about school teachers anyhow?

zen101, must be that we’re used to giving orders all day long in that environment, and keeping in control, it’s nice to lose control. Not sure. I think probably half of my colleagues had done the same thing at one point or another.

You’d be surprised at the number of married elementary school teacher (male and female) who have affairs with colleagues. It totally goes against the stereotype, I know, but they do.

Oh, I forgot to mention the beanbag in front of the ‘Dress Up’ box!

zen101, must be that we’re used to giving orders all day long in that environment, and keeping in control, it’s nice to lose control. Not sure. I think probably half of my colleagues had done the same thing at one point or another.

You’d be surprised at the number of married elementary school teacher (male and female) who have affairs with colleagues. It totally goes against the stereotype, I know, but they do.

Oh, I forgot to mention the beanbag in front of the ‘Dress Up’ box!

Anahita - I KNEW it!!!

All those fantasys were not just the over-excited imagination of a boy. If only I could go back in time, I’d show my teachers what it’s like to get a “D”.

I had sex with my husband on the workbench at his bowling pro shop! It was after hours with the door locked, but it was inside the bowling center that was open with lots of people. If they had looked at just the right angle, they might have seen his lily white ass, but I was safely out of sight. Hee-hee!

On a chair, in the university science department where I was temping, with a boyfriend for whom I had gotten a temp job there.

Wild!

When I was a chambermaid the maintenance guy and I had a wild time in one of the rooms that needed maintaining…WOW!!

I used to give my now ex head in one of the back rooms at our office job.

I’m now eyeing a coworker and thinking about the freight elavator. There is nothing more erotic than sex on company time!!!

All the time.

But then again, I’m a telecommuter. :smiley:

I discussed this once with the head of the civil rights committee of the union where I work. Oddly, the shop rules do not forbid sex in the plant. As long as the participants are both on their legal breaks, they’re not breaking any rules. One woman even spent her break times taking on all comers. She was persuaded to move the party from the middle of the plant to a more secluded spot.

The 3rd shift boss in my dept. happened upon a couple boinking right by the aisle at 2:00am. They found their usual spots occupied, and they just laid out a big piece of cardboard in a part of the plant that had no 3rd shift.

We have strict sexual harassment policies, but sex between consenting people is not harrassment.

–Nott, who, um never did

'Round these parts if you were caught having sex at work, you’d be fired, consensual-during-lunch or no.

ESPECIALLY if you were nailing a co-worker.

In the back of the Stop-N-Rob I was working in at the time. It was about 2 AM, and I even left the store open! No one walked in until we’d finished ! :cool:

Geez, I used to feel like I was getting away with something when I took a dump at work (back when I was hourly), but SEX?? Geez, who are you people, where do you work, and are they hiring?

Happy

When I was a college radio DJ there were always girls that wanted to either give me head of have sex with me while i was talking on the radio. they’d try to get me to mess up. Those were some of the best BJ’s and sex i’d ever had. Not to mention some of the visual shows they would put on while I was talking. I always wondered why girls got off on that so much. As soon as you told a girl you had a radio show, you could see the naughty side thinking “hmmm, on air…”

Damn, my wife’s an elementary school teacher. :eek: Now I feel much better… sigh

Another teacher (former, anyway), four times.

Once in a classroom, then the staffroom, with a now-former girlfriend.
Once on my desk with a former student (relax, she was older than me).
Once in the staffroom and once in the parking lot with a secretary.

Should I ever find myself single again, I’m going back to teaching English. The pay may not be great, but the fringe benefits are fantastic!

Damn, I just don’t know how to have fun!

Yeah … apparently both of us are working in ther wrong places.

Back in the old days ('92-94) when I was a shift supervisor at KFC, I had a number of fun closing shifts with one of the girls who worked as a cashier. Nothing really developed outside of work, however.