Please avoid sunlight, moisture, cereals and dried fishies.
Got that?
Hmmmm. ;j Happy Hanukkah!
Got it, though I don’t really understand, why.
Still, it very could be the most important information in my life. Thank you, in advance.
Jet Black
It was a notice on the box of ramen noodles my housemate bought. I still can’t figure out quite what the point is (what was it supposed to be saying? It was beef flavoured noodles, too.
But still, I figured it was good advice for everyone. I mean, dried fishies? (yes, that’s how it was spelt). I want to avoid those!
Cereals: Well, okay, I don’t usually come into contact with cereals. I’ll miss the occasional bag of Chex Mix, though.
Dries fishies: No prob.
Sunlight: I live in Oregon, so this shouldn’t be a problem for several months now.
Moisture: Could be a problem. See above.
Being Ramen noodles, I’ll bet it was one of those
translation goofs. What it probably meant was:
Please avoid sunlight, moisture, gonorrhea and cat dung.
Once upon a time there was a lovely little pack of raman noodles sitting on a shelf. This LLPORN was a simple sort–it desired only to be thoroughly boiled, overly seasoned, and barely choked down at some point in its future. LLPORN never meant anyone any harm. But then, one dark day, it all went bad. A pack of dried fishies took up residence on the shelf next door and, being the whoremongers that they are, soon had LLPORN attending rambunctious parties at all hours. They even went so far as to mingle with the cereals one night, and everyone knows how multi-grained those types can be. Before long, LLPORN had become tainted by the moisture in his fellow partiers hot, stinky breath. Ashamed, LLPORN stripped off his garishly colored outer wrapper and went into the street outside to let the sunlight restore him to his formerly dessicated glory. While there, a large truck flattened LLPORN into a pile of crunchy bits.
So–now you know…
bella