Cecil Adams: I'm not impressed

I think I’ll continue to wallow in my ignorance… (Doh! What is the intention of The Straight Dope again?)

I just read it, and I’m still confused. That’s ok though, I don’t need to understand it, I think I’ll just stare in awe.

BP

Damn, does my head heart trying to follow Lib’s statments. Is he saying Cecil doesnt exist? Or we’re all fools for believing him? What?
I need a beer.

*Who care what he think??!? Stick you head in doo-doo!!#^?!

Catarrh@! Nawtheelbrtttthhhh!

:eek:

Boy, the images that conjures up . . .

(Scenario one: A half-dozen or so 14-16 year old boys are sprawled haphazardly on couches and chairs around the ‘family room’, watching MTV. One is gently holding a large white rat upside down, it’s long naked tail draped gracefully over its back. He lifts it to his face, inhales deeply, and sits back with a smug, silly smile on his face.

Boy seated across room: “Hey, you want to quit hogging that thing and pass it along? I ain’t even had a whiff of it yet!”)

(Scenario two: Grasshopper and the blind priest are seated in a small private room in the monastery. Grasshopper is blindfolded; the blind priest holds an ugly brown rat before Grasshopper’s face.

Blind Priest: Take a deep breath, Grasshopper, and tell me what you smell.
Grasshopper: I detect an awful stench, Wise One, but I cannot say what causes it.
Blind Priest: That is the ass of the rat, my son. Know it when you smell it, and so become wise.)

Oh. My. God. And exactly who are you again? Right. I don’t think Cecil or anyone else here with a post count in quadruple digits will lose any sleep because of what you think.

If you don’t like it here, get the hell out! Me? I’m taking my ball and going home.

And Yee-friggin-haw! Obviously I’m the only one on the SDMB clever enough to spot this: Just Say Some Bullshit… BAND NAME!

:rolleyes:

LMAO, COOSA. :slight_smile:

U R0x0RZ!

STFU N3WB! U R ST00P!!!11

All’ve you peeps piling on to Lib for this thread need to stop. It’s his thread. he’s just wants to know why you are all impressed and you haven’t done it. and he cna’t be a troll because he started the threed.

HE CNA:T BE A TROLL IN HIS IOWN THREAD!!!

So lay off.

And I’m not impressed either. Still.

OMG u guyz r 2 much

dude liberiamam you sound like a mad qt yo

i so totally cant wait to meat you some day

u r like totally my hreo
hero, doh

i wanna do you n stuff
gigle
dude i cant beleive i typed that

What he’s really saying is that all of the photos supposedly taken on the moon were faked in Hollywood studios, so they constitute inarguable proof of aliens on the moon, because you can see them plain as day.

They look like raccoons.

Very impressive, Libby, I’ve never seen anyone type with his dick before…

[school teacher voice]

So, for all those who are feeling confused, I’ll just reiterate.

Libertarian, a respected and established poster here posted a parody of a newer poster’s style and content.

Being the kind of fellow who doesn’t like to explain his own jokes, he didn’t post a link, so confusion reigned among the more sensitive types who never usually stray into Great Debates.

The noble Protesilaus told us where to find the link, after which many were able to admire Lib’s satirical style.

Others just muttered that it’s impossible to tell one loony high-strung Debate from another and who cares anyway.

My money’s on Libertarian.

There will be a test on this next week.

[/school teacher voice]
Redmaster

I sae that Liberterian is a troll, sock puppent and he needs to be banned. Where’s the mods?? Get in here now. Can’t you get your speling right? You left out a letter. You should now better with all the time you’ve been on the board and all the posts youve made.

Nodoby here understands what I’m saying because it you did you’d agree wiyh me. Listen, I’m not making stuff up like Cecilians do.

I CAN’T BE A TROLL BECAUSE ITS MY THREAD!!!’"*

don’t you people listsens???!!

Stop making stuff up because the only people you hurt are popele

{THAT DON"T KNOW AND DON"T CARE!!!}

Got is!!???

I’m still not impressed.

coosa… yo!

::starting Christmas list:

  • Steve Gutenberg Bible
  • Eau de Rat’s Ass cologne
  • copy of Princess Bride
  • camera…

Plus he inspired a great rock opera

You better be talking about “CecilSpell”.

But I am - bravo

But Lib - Cecil created a forum in which questions hithertoo unanswered could be answered, with a verifiable degree of accuracy. And his teachings gave rise to a HUGE group of followers who believe in that which he has to say, and the way he says it. You mean to say, Lib that you don’t find that impressive? I mean, even if Cecil is just plain wrong on words that rhyme with ‘gry’ and fish that swim up your dork, i think that both what he has done, and the fact that his actions and sayings have garnered so much of a following is impressive.