Cecil Adams: I'm not impressed

[Demise]

*Originally posted by Redboss *
**[school teacher voice]

So, for all those who are feeling confused, I’ll just reiterate.**

U TH1NK U R S0 SM4RT

L1B3R r0x0rZ! U 477 s0x0rz!!!1

[Liberal]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by MLC *

**But Lib - Cecil created a forum in which questions hithertoo unanswered could be answered, with a verifiable degree of accuracy. And his teachings gave rise to a HUGE group of followers who believe in that which he has to say, and the way he says it. You mean to say, Lib that you don’t find that impressive? I mean, even if Cecil is just plain wrong on words that rhyme with ‘gry’ and fish that swim up your dork, i think that both what he has done, and the fact that his actions and sayings have garnered so much of a following is impressive.

**

[quote]
Originally posted by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young

Originally posted by Indira Gandhi

Originally posted by Mahatma Rice

I’d appreciate it, Lolo, if you showed a little respect. “Bla bla bla” is not conducive to any discussion at all.

my bad.

Originall posted by Dewey, Cheathum, and Howe

Originally posted by the Ghost of Christmas Past

I don’t think it should make any difference to you. You don’t believe in hell, so why should it bother you that people are suggesting that you’re going someplace you don’t believe in? Why should hell make any difference at all to you?

Help me out here, buddy, I’m not getting it.

Originally posted by Jocelyn Elders

**

It probably shouldn’t make a difference, but it’s everywhere I look and it bothers me.

I’m sorry, but I don’t take the “oh well” stance. It’s everywhere, I’m going to repsond. Why should I shut up? Christians feel free to talk about how great Christianity is, I feel like responding.
**

:shrug: So why not respond directly to the people that are addressing you on your bus?**

I do.

Originally posted by Bernie Taupin and Elton John

**
I don’t understand how this related to my point.

Again, it’s not your place to determine who is or is not a Christian, especially since you don’t believe in God or Christ and don’t want to.**

Originally posted by Harcor Fenton Mudd

Originally posted by Rodney Dangerfield*

It’s their book, not mine.

**
Secondly, I don’t want you to shut the fuck up. I’d prefer you mellow out a little and stop insulting huge numbers of people you don’t know on the basis of your knee-jerk bigotry.**

not so knee jerk.
I’ve read the bible. I strongly disagree with the teaching the bible as a religion.

What does the bible say will happen to people who don’t believe?

furnace of fire…

sorry, I don’t agree.
I don’t agree that Jesus was the son of God.

By the way, I’m not a Christian, Lolo. I oppose your methods, your tone, and your unwillingness to learn, but I don’t give much of a rat’s ass if you dislike Christianity or not.

I’m willing to learn. What makes you believe I’m unwilling to learn?

So, you don’t like my methods? Maybe I don’t like your methods.

What’s the difference?

If you haven’t noticed, Christians show no sign of quieting.

Originally posted by Justin Timberlake

**
Alas, neither do boy bands. Know what? I don’t let them piss me off.**

So you don’t get pissed off easily. I do.

and yes, boy bands piss me off.

Originally posted by Leon, Brenda, and Emme

**
So what? Why do you insist on letting that affect your life? Why not just think, “nothing to see here but another deluded Bible-thumper,” tune him out, and get on with your life? **

Originally posted by the Man with Six Fingers on his Right Hand

Originally posted by Pauly Shore

Usually, I tune it out. But I don’t always have to. I have made a choice. My choice is to oppose. **

you know what??? i don’t even think CECIL ADAMS DOESN’T EXIDT!!! AND ANYqways if he does so what? he

WRITES A FUCKING NEWSPAPIER COLOM!!!

big friggin deal. i could write a newspaper colom with my eles closed. you think he’s mart? what about madeline murray savant? now **SHE"S SMART{/B}

if cecil is real and so danm smart he can come here and say something smart.*

but he won’t.*

cause i’m right. cecil? cecil the seesick sea serpint?

HEELLLLOOOOO CECIRL!!!

i don’t see any post with cecil on it.

Very un-impressed.

[armedmonkey]

Lib, I used to think that you were just doing a good imitation of Lolo, but after reading your last post, I think you are actually channeling the fucktwit. What dark powers are at work here?
Oh, and Bravo, Brav-fucking-O.

[Misery_Loves_Co]

do you think you could drop the snide tone for a minute?
[sub]Copywrite Andros, reused without permission[/sub]

Besides - if you wanted to just spout your opinion you should have opened this in another forum. You wanna try actually DEBATING this instead of just spewing? And ferchrissakes, why not learn some grammer and how to spell!

[ooc]Beautiful ‘quote’ section there, Lib![/ooc]

[Nymaz]

I think we’re missing the point here…

The clue is in the line:

Am I the only one here with half a brian?

Lib has broken his Brian and is covering his dis-pair by lashing out at everyone. Rather than replying in same, we
must be compassionate and understanding. In that vein, I invited my best friend Brian over and cut him in half with a
chainsaw I keep around for that very purpose. (Brian is a generous and giving person and I know he would be glad to
donate himself to that purpose. In fact, his last statement before falling all to pieces was “I’m glad to donate myself to
that purpose”… well, OK, it was more like “GAAAAAAAAA!” but I distinctly heard some voice saying that.)

So I’m willing to donate one of the halves of Brian I have to Libertarian, so he can put it together with the half he already
has and they can skip and jump and play together and everyone can be happy and love each other and rainbows and
kittens and unicorns and happy white light love.

So please, Lib, tell me which half you need, right or left, so I can send it to you. If you are in need of a top or a
bottom, well you should have told me ahead of time, shouldn’t you?!? I mean, MY GOD, I JUST SLAUGHTERED MY BEST
FIEND FOR YOU AND YOU DON’T HAVE THE DECENCY TO LET ME KNOW HOW YOU WANTED HIM HALVED, YOU
MONSTER. No, wait I’m sorry I didn’t mean it don’t leave me you’re my only friend left that really understands me…

I’m sorry, what was the original topic?

[Liberal]

okay, I’ve comprehended and divested all of your opinoins and here is my decision…
YOU’RE A BUNCH OF MORANS!!!"

now that’s a fact or am i not aloud to speak my mind?

The reason as I see it that every single person here can’t stand me means that I’m right. i see no need to placate these Cecilians. fuck, where the ehell do you think you {I}LEARNED* about Cecil???

IF IT WASN’"t TOR THIS BOARED THERE WOUDLN’T BBBBBEEEEE A CECIL YOU dumbasses.

use your heads for something beside a hatrake.

[Waverly]

[sub][Ray Davies Hijack]
Well, I’m not the board’s wisest soul
But from the looks of his topic, I knew him a troll
Oh my Lolo, lo lo lo Lolo, lo lo lo Lolo

Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t figure out
Why he squawks like a hen and spells like a trout
Oh my Lolo, lo lo lo Lolo, lo lo lo Lolo
[/Ray Davies Hijack][/sub]

C’mon Lib, are you saying that if you take away the Chicago Reader, there is no Cecil?

[Liberal]

p[q/uote]C’mon Lib, are you saying that if you take away the Chicago Reader, there is no Cecil?
[/quote

of COARSE you dingbat.

where did YOU learn about cecil, hmmmmm???

have you ever met him?

HAVE YOU EVER EVEN SEEN A FUCKINB PINCTURE OF HIM///???

i think i’ve been very respecful of everyone here and no one is listening to me. why do you suppose that is?

i’ll tell you why. **beca7use your heads are up cecil’s ass!!! that’s why!!!{/B’

[SpaceGhostofArrakis]

C’mon Lib, are you saying that if you take away the Chicago Reader, there is no Cecil?

Yeah! Like that Bloom Country cartoon when Oliver discovered we’re all just magnetic ink!

[Lolo]

What again is the most sincere form of flattery?

[Liberal]

What again is the most sincere form of flattery?

Oh and i suppose you believe cecil exits, too, eh???. if so i have nothing to say to you.

And its sincerEST not most senciere. you can’t have an e after an r.

And I’m still not impressed.

[Demise]

*Originally posted by Lolo *
**What again is the most sincere form of flattery? **

Well, it certainly isn’t parody.

[SpaceGhostofArrakis]

Oh and i suppose you believe cecil exits, too, eh???.

Nah, he doesn’t merely “exits”, he leaves with style.

[Lolo]

*Originally posted by Libertarian *
**

What again is the most sincere form of flattery?

Oh and i suppose you believe cecil exits, too, eh???. if so i have nothing to say to you.

And its sincerEST not most senciere. you can’t have an e after an r.

And I’m still not impressed. **

Jesus love you.

[Liberal]

Now, I am impressed.

[…waking from dream…]

Hey, what’s going on here? And why are my pants down around my ankles? Hey! Who are you people?!

[UncleBeer]

*Originally posted by Jackmannii *
***Who care what he think??!? Stick you head in doo-doo!!#^?!

Catarrh@! Nawtheelbrtttthhhh! **

Yer e-mail address is busted.

[Jackmannii]

*Originally posted by UncleBeer *
**Yer e-mail address is busted. **

You can’t! How else will Britney find me?

And I’ve got recipes coming.

[peepthis]

*Originally posted by Jackmannii *
**

*Originally posted by UncleBeer *
**Yer e-mail address is busted. **

You can’t! How else will Britney find me?

And I’ve got recipes coming. **

I thought CNN reported Britney was dead? I’ve got this link for a story about it around here somewhere…

[Syzygy]

*Originally posted by Libertarian *
YOU’RE A BUNCH OF MORANS!!!"

But I’m not even Irish! I don’t get it.

[edbenson]

This is my bestest most favrite thread of all!