Well, Cecil never greeted ME, the Great and Malignant SPOOFE, so what makes you think he’ll EVER greet YOU?!?
(Heh… just kidding… here I am, copying and sending that link to my buddy right now… :D)
Well, Cecil never greeted ME, the Great and Malignant SPOOFE, so what makes you think he’ll EVER greet YOU?!?
(Heh… just kidding… here I am, copying and sending that link to my buddy right now… :D)
sniffle That’s so beautiful…sob
And if the Perfect Master puts in an appearance…Hi, Cecil!!
Wow, that was truly beautiful. It expresses my own sentiments about Cecil exactly! [/sucking up to Cecil in hopes he will greet me]
Damn! I laughed so hard my eyes started watering and I damn near coughed up a lung.
If only I somehow could find out that Cecil really did know how much I appreciate him. It would be a Christmas miracle!
::lights a candle::
::begins quietly humming choral background behind Muad::
** … wonders if Muad’Dib is truly the Kwisatz Haderach and can really bring Unca Cece to post in this thread… if so, then:**
Hiya, Unca Cecil!
Hello, Muad’dib!
Hi, Opal! I’ve wanted to do that for a long time!
I’ve resisted the urge to post here for the (slim) possibility of posting in the same thread as that Adams guy for almost 15 minutes now. oh well …
Hi Cecil!
Geez, I used to be able to go at least a half-hour :wally.
FAKE.
::quietly begins singing::
Oh a lack o’ smarts is so frightful,
But this Board is so delightful,
And since we all want Him so,
Let Cecil show,
let him show,
let him show!
[size=1][sub]Let Cecil show,
let him show,
let him show![size=1][sub]
[sub]Let Cecil show,
let him show,
let him show![/sub]
let him show
let him show
let him show
shy and flirtatious Oh Unca Cecil, won’t you come out and play?
let him show
let him show
let him show
It would make this the bestest Christmas ever!
Blasphemy! Cecil Adams in not your friend. He is the Perfect Master, and none of us are worthy to stand in his presence. Repent of your heresies and serve Cecil!
Do we still get to stand in his presents?
[sub]Get it? Like, Christmas presents? Yeah, OK, I’ll shut up now[/sub]
My birthday is in a couple of days and maybe I could get a “Happy Birthday Kricket!” from the Master himself!!!
What’s with the damm apple polisher?
My birthday is the 16th. I share it with Beethoven and Mark Twain and my brother.
If Cecil posts here, to acknowledge the coolness, so be it. If he says hi to the other posters here, cool too.
I, however, will not abase myself. I have this theory that all the cow-towing and such probalby upset his delicate stomach…