You know, I don’t believe Cecil actually exists. The entity that is called “Cecil Adams” is actually a robot, who has an incredibly advanced A.I. system. The technology would’ve revolutionized the 70’s, but it was lost, as the incredibly brilliant Cecil machine realized that there could be only one.
In the early 80’s, A.I. Cecil went from one computer programming building to another, slicing through motherboards, to ensure that he only had the power to understand the universe. Not to worry though, Cecil, much like Connor McCloud, is good and wishes to share his/it’s knowledge, with the rest of mankind. Had one of the other A.I. beings been allowed to have been created, evil would rain supreme and we would all be ignorant cave dwelling idiots who believe that the moon is made of cheese and that their is no third “gry” word…
Okay, I’ll stop rambling now and I’ll slink off into a corner while the rest of you throw rocks at me…
My birthday is on the 20th.
I will give my firstborn son for a “Happy Birthday” from the Perfect One. If I can find him. I think he’s in his room, but I daren’t go in there without a compass and a machete.
My birthday is on the 29th. I think it would be a wonderful compensation to all us near-christmas babies that always got short-changed on presents to have the the GREAT CECIL himself come greet us. That would make it all better.
My birthday’s January 8th. Do you think we can get Cecil to actually wish us all a happy birthday? Even though he probably won’t do it individually, maybe we can hope for a blanket statement?
And maybe if we all wish, he’ll come here and post!
Who am I kidding? He’ll never show. He doesn’t know me.
Wow, that is some powerful sucking up. Of course, that is not how it works. I imagine every poster but the OP will get welcomed personally. That’s why he is the perfect master.
Besides, if he rewarded such efforts the board would quickly degenerate into endless suck-up threads.
I’ll be 18 on December 13th, and no present would mean as much to me as an official welcome from Cecil himself. I beg of you, Cecil, celebrate my coming-of-age with me. I’ll be ever so grateful ;).
Alright Odieman, that’s it, out of this thread!
You should be ashamed of yourself! Now you take you little hiney upstairs to your room right now mister and think about your attitude.
You may come back when you feel you can say your sorry for rubbing it in the rest of our faces.
