Will Cecil reply to your questions if you accidentally curse in
them?
This is of great concern to me as I can’t it and don’t believe in replacing letters with asterixs.
Is it true that Cecil Adams is not actually a person, merely a convenient fabrication to send queries to?
While The Master is not above using the odd profanity himself, it would behoove you to mind your language when addressing him directly.
As for your second question: Cecil Adams is very, very real. I certainly wouldn’t take the risk of calling him a “fabrication”, myself.
Ooooooh, you’re in troublllllllllllle!
Pistols on the commons at dawn, knave!
One sure way to get him to reply is to curse repeatedly and ask him what words end in GRY.
You might also ask why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. 
I’m just kidding…Do not ever ask the above questions. Welcome to the board. Enjoy your stay.
Short though it may be. Cecil is convenient at all. In fact, I’d say overall he’s pretty inconvenient. It’s not like you can get coffee and a donut from him on the way to work.