Cecil cant and wont confirm nor deny "is there a santa claus ?"

Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports
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I commend Cecil on the greatest " I can neither confirm or deny if there’s a Santa Claus and I wont either" column I’ve ever seen

he could of been a great politician with the skill and talent used there …….

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Man, I love Cecil. I think he believes.

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Cecil and Santa Claus have never been photographed together. Just sayin’.

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Ho–ly crap!! Now there’s the rest of the story.

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Now, if Cecil would only address the “flying reindeer on a treadmill” question.

:smiley:

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I need answers about a certain elf on a shelf.

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I’m waiting for advice on whether to switch stockings after Santa shows me the one full of coal.

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Those who know can’t say. Those who say don’t know :wink:

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Oh, hi SantaMan. I guess you can’t say.:wink:

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reported for spam………

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I can neither confirm nor deny :smiley:

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You get my list?

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It’s Schrödinger’s Santa Claus. He both exists and doesn’t exist. You won’t know until you open the present.