Here.
Go down to the part about “Don’t Know Much Biology.”
Wow, and a link to a column, too!
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It’s not a column by Cecil, but a Staff Report, by JillGat if I’m right
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Ostrich is really an odd word, when you see it used so much in such a short space.
Forgot to add: and of course, it’s the WSY that got it wrong, not ivylass. Us Dopers know better.
Excellent!
clicking fingers together ala C. Montgomery Burns