Is Cecil dead?

From the SDMB home page

We’ve got
Does “in like Flynn” refer to Errol Flynn’s success with women? 06-Sep-1996

… then we have
What does “kumbaya” mean? 11-Sep-1998

… and we also have
Are flamingos pink because they eat shrimps? 18-May-2001

… which appears to this newbie as an official release of a thread foreshadowed in a Staff Report by JillGat and summarily thrashed out by the TMs in
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64055 back on March 19th 2001.

Is this just an example of judicious economy, nea parsimony in the distribution of wisdom?

Or does anyone else feel an eerie parallel with the Soviet Union practices when the Great Leader was on his death bed, normal programs were suspended and classical music (read threads) was played in their place?

Interesting…from that thread you mentioned (in reference to the pink flamingos):

Whitetho almost had me convinced that Ed Zotti was essentially the Clark Kent to Cecil’s Superman, but now I’m not so sure. Did Cecil plagerise JillGat, or is JillGat the real Cecil?

I dunno if His Eminence is dead, but I did find out something I Did Not Know. Whitetho has a file in the FAQ, the one asking if Cecil and Ed are one and the same. How cool is that! Hope some day I get a FAQ in there, too! :smiley:

[Hope it’s the same Whitetho, tho.]

No, no, NO! I was gonna do the pink flamingo thing as a staff report, but gave up and sent my notes to Cecil, who said Jeez, coulda saved you a lot of time and effort since I already know the answer to this… When will I learn?

Sounds reasonable to me. From this would it be fair to assume this is standard procedure and therefore all the published staff reports are on a topic Cecil doesn’t know?

No, of course not. Cecil knows all, he just doesn’t tell all.

Of course, sometimes he has to be reminded about stuff he already knows. :wink:

Hey, they made Coldfire a mod, after Cecil told him:

It happened here:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23950

My thinking is, they NEVER would have made “Rush Boy” a mod if Cecil’s power wasn’t ebbing, given what the opinions oof the great god himself about the individual in question. :wink:

So, do we suck up to Coldfire now? As Pompey once said to Sulla, “More people worship the rising sun than the setting sun”

:eek:

I’m betting after using language like that, the admins banned the crotchety old buzzard. They just didn’t want to upset people. Note the title under his name: Perfect Master. Isn’t there some martial arts tradition about not bestowing a tenth degree black belt upon someone until they have passed on? The theory being that as long as they are alive they can still learn, and thus have not achieved perfection? Just trying to soften the blow, I’m thinking…

He humors us. Having our name in lights keeps us around and working for coffee cups.

I think it’s pretty safe to say that you can only be sure Cecil Adams is dead when you see him on a US Postal stamp.

Yeah, that’s what they said about Elvis…

<< From this would it be fair to assume this is standard procedure and therefore all the published staff reports are on a topic Cecil doesn’t know?>>

Heretic! Cecil knows all, but some stuff he thinks is less interesting than other stuff. What he thinks is less interesting, that’s what he usually tosses to us for Staff Reports.

Often, the stuff that Cecil puts together has not been done by anyone before, while Staff Reports are rarely primary research. When we do get asked to do primary research (like squeezing mosquitoes), it’s usually for Cecil’s column, not for a Staff Report.

Don’t you just love the wiff of hagiocracy in the morning.

Whoa! So the poor, harried, much-abused Staff does both its own reports and the grunt work for The Mighty One?

The problem with this OP is that in order to die, one must first be alive. :wink:

<< So the poor, harried, much-abused Staff does both its own reports and the grunt work for The Mighty One? >>

Yep. And as a reward, we not only get a free mug, but we get to be yelled at by Ed Zotti every once in a while. (Officially, Ed is in charge of the Staff Reports.)

And when you say that the stuff He puts together has not been done by anyone before, you mean by anyone not on the staff, right? :slight_smile:

But then again, that whole flamingoes-eating-shrimp thing has been done before by others…

I didn’t say that everything Cecil writes is primary research, only that some things are: like the origin of “kemo sabe”. I probably should have said that a lot of stuff written for Staff Reports is pretty much “readily available”, while Cecil tends to report stuff that’s harder for the ordinary shmoe to find.

Ah, enlightenment … so venerable Perfect Master’s reputation is based on who he knows rather than what he knows?

And we also get yelled at by Dex every twice or thrice in a while. (Unofficially, Dex is in charge of Staff Reports.)

Quoth dantheman:

Well, Cecil is alive, but not as we know it. Rumour has it that he’s actually a hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue.

Ah, that explains the report on the blue people, doesn’t it? Hmmmmmmm. Did you guys have to help him research himself? :smiley: