Who moved my Straight Dope?
The Straight Dope Reloaded
The Straight Dope: Return of the King
**What If Other Authors Had Written The Straight Dope?
Straight Dope For The Soul
Interview With A Doper
To Live And Die In Straight Dope**
Well, they’ve said that there won’t be a new book until they sell off all the old ones.
With that in mind, I’d like to address all the Dopers who don’t own a full set of Cecil’s books:
Fuck you, you lazy cheap bastards! Buy the damn books! What, do you think Cecil is doing this for his health? Do you think the money for this web site comes from a magic tree? Pony up the cash for God’s sake! I shall hold each and every one of you in contempt until you BUY THE FUCKING BOOKS!
what? you couldn’t even use this?:
:wally
:smack:
**Harry Potter And The Straight Dope Message Board
The Straight Dope Code
The Straight Dope Diet: The Delicious, Cecil-Designed, Foolproof Plan for Fast and Healthy Ignorance Loss
The Man Who Would Be Cecil**
Cecil’s in print now? Good for him!
Feel free to use any of the following
**Straight Dope VI: Electric Ceciloo
Straight Dope VI: Cecil Goes to Monte Carlo
Straight Dope VI: Ignorance Strikes Back!
Straight Dope VI: Heaving Bosoms
Cecil Adams and the Temple of Dope
Straight Dope Nemesis
The Way of the Dope
New and Improved Straight Dope! With Citrus!
Again with the Dope**
Thanks for stealing my joke.
**Our Man in Chicago
Return to Castle Dopenstein
Fools on the Hill**
Indeed! For those who know not of such things, I provide this link.
Triumph of the Straight Dope is the one we need to sell out before we get another book (IIRC). But you should own them all. After all, who are you to call yourself a Doper if you don’t own all of Cecil’s collected works? A Doper-Wannabe, that’s who. A Pretender to Dopehood.
Support Your Local Dope!
Hey, that’s not a bad name for a book.
I’m Ok, You’re an Asshat: Cecil and The BBQ Pit
Thirty Years of Highly Effective Dopers
Life With Cecil by P.G. Adams
Our Bodies, Our Dope
Mellon Cecil and the Infinite Ingorance
I’m still waiting for my job offer from Cecil. Umemployment sucks! I admit to being lazy though.
Little Nemo, I love Heaving Bosoms.
Um, how about Unemployment? :smack:
Straight Dope VI: Straighter–Doper
Men are from Straight Dope, Women are from Straight Dope
Maybe Cecil should call it Bisexual Dope - twice the market.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Straight Dope
Gee, Your Straight Dope Smells Terrific