Damn. I almost used that one, too.
Chocolate Cecil and the Straight Dope Flavored Water
The Once and Future Perfect Master
Bob and Carol and Cecil and Ed
Perfect Master or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Learn the Straight Dope
Cecil Cassidy and the Sundance Ed
O Cecil, Who Art Thou?
Or should that be
O Cecil, Whom Art Thou?
Rememberance of Dopes Past?
Martin Cecilwit?
Tales of Mystery and Ignorance?
Ice Station Cecil?
The Hamster That Failed?
The Naughtiest Girl in the School (privately printed)?
WARNING!
MAY CONTAIN STRAIGHT DOPE
how about:
Buy this Straight Dope
How about:
The revenge of the Straight Dope
The Return of the Straight Dope
The Straight Dope meets Dolly Parton (or Jenna Jameson)
The Last of the Straight Dopers (I can see Slug outdo him self here)
The Night of the Living Straight Dope
The 52’nd Dope
Pulp Dope
The Dope Reloaded
Crouching Dope and Hidden Adams
or my fav engrish (www.engrish.com):
For restrooms, go back toward your behind
please don’t hurt me
All your Dope are belong to Cecil Sorry.
Yoshimi battles the Straight Dope
The Straight Dope does Dallas
The Straight Dope for Dummies
When Come Back, Bring Straight Dope.
You do know that this was already used for the third volume. don’t you? I trust that you just mometarily misplaced your copy of the book and forgot…
I’m partial to Uncle Cecil Stands Astride Ignorance as Unto a Colossus.
Cecil Shrugged
Three Men and A Dope
The Master and Margarita’s Dope
God-Emperor of Dope
How about:
The Straight Dope Strikes Back
The Crooked and/or Gay Dope
Straight Dope to the Sixth Power
Straight Dope Does Little Rock
The Little Dope that Could
Put This In Your Pipe And Smoke It: The Straight Dope
Planet of the Straight Dope
Beneath the Planet of the Straight Dope
Escape from the Planet of the Straight Dope
Conquest of the Planet of the Straight Dope
Battle for the Planet of the Straight Dope
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Dope Floats … a perfect volume for le salle de bain
**Dope: It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
Doper Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)
**
The Straight Dope United
Beauty and the Dope
Pump Up the Straight Dope
How about a weekly magazine?
** Dope Illustrated **
We’re gonna be so sued
Love in the Time of The Straight Dope
Smack My Dope Up
Special Agent Cecil Adams in “Dopers are Forever”
The Straight Dope: A Film by Ken Burns* Featuring Morgan Freeman as the voice of Cecil Adams!***
Straight Dope VI: The Cecilnomicon
Straight Dope VI: This Time, It’s Personal
Riddle of the Sperm Trees: A Cecil Adams Scratch-n-Sniff Adventure
Here, Straight Dope, Here.