Straight Dope And Ham Cecil I am!
Journey To The Center Of The Truth
The Day The Dope Stood Still
I can’t believe you guys. The solution is obvious. It worked for Led Zeppelin, it worked for the Beatles, it’ll work for me:
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They weren’t untitled, they were self titled. You’ll have to call it “Cecil Adams”.
The Password to Straight Dope Lane
The Mystery of the Ivory Straight Dope
The Whispering Straight Dope
Cecil’s Mysterious Letter
The Mystery of the Moss-Covered Straight Dope
The Quest of the Missing Straight Dope
The Ringmaster’s Straight Dope
Straight Dope of Crocodile Island
The Thirteenth Straight Dope
(with apologies to Caroline Keene)
It didn’t work out so great for Spinal Tap.
Would it be know as The White Book?
I’m partial to Raiders of the Lost Dope.
Or if you’re going for Dan Savage’s audience, Dopers of the Lost Straight
Smell the Dope
I’m sorry, maybe I misunderstand, but are you criticizing Cecil’s idea?
BLASPHEMER!
Cecil Adams and the Order fo the Straight Dope
What Color is Your Straight Dope?
Nothing Says “I Love You” Like the Gift of the Straight Dope
Straight Dope VI: The Undiscovered Country Wait, did someone already do that one?
sex, lies and the straight dope
The S to the T to the R to the… Nah, that’ll take too long.
Patty, who has just discovred the “Color” box
**This is not your Father’s Straight Dope **
**Straight Dope in the Time of Ignorance **
**Who moved my Straight Dope?
Doper Madness!
Quest For Dope
Cecil Adams and the Illuminati
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And the ever popular **Swimsuit Edition! ** Whooo Hooo!
Hello, God? This Is Cecil.
No Dope, Radio!
Steal this Dope
**Dope Grows in Brooklyn
Straight Dope Episode II: Attack of the Zotti
Zen and the Art of Ignorance Fighting
There’s a Doper at the End of this Book
Young Cecil Plays it Safe
And my favorite:
How to Good-Bye Ignorance: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?**
Are you there, Og? It’s me, Cecil
sBtUrYa TiHgItS dBoOpOeK!
or
SbTuRyA ItGhHiTs bDoOoPkE!
you sure about this? I’ve never seen them both in the same room at the same time…
How about:
Give Them Just Enough Dope To Hang Themselves
Actually, Joey G got the title I was trying to do. I hadn’t ever read it, being a guy and all…