What kind of a sick… :: collapsing in tears on my desk :: I saw this thread and thought:
THIS WILL SURELY MAKE MY DAY. :: Crying again ::
I’m currently rereading all of my Straight Dope books for the bazillionth time, because I have to soak my aching back in the tub every night. Nothing beats reading the straight dope when you’re naked and wet.
The Straight Dope V: This Time, It’s Personal (Well, Not Really To All Of You, But Certainly To The People Who Asked The Questions Included)
A slight hijack,
I’ve realized that my favorite Cecil one liner is this:
Some guy writes in and his closing line is: Could it be that I have a brain tumor?
And Cecil answers,
I don’t know about that, but I do know you can’t have a stomach tumor without a stomach.