Celeb. Dopers?

In My Humble Opinion
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I am Chad Sexington.

One celeb on the boards is Anamorphic, who wrote the upcoming feature film Stark Raving Mad, starring Seann William Scott. He’s also done lots more film work and IIRC may have won an award.

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In the early '80s I had a letter published in Daredevil – I don’t remember which issue, but it was while Frank Miller was drawing it.

Also in the early '80s a drunk in a bar mistook me for Madonna.

Let’s see… I’ve had letters printed on the Editor’s pages of several newspapers.

Ummm, what else? I called in to the Ken Hamblin show and made it onto the air a couple of months ago…

That’s all. Am I a celebrity?

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I have had two letters printed in Loaded magazine, one of which was a star letter and earned me a splendid sidewatch as worn by Jackie Chan (it’s broken now, by my reckoning J Chan must go through two-three per month).

Colin Montgomerie at a major in Carnoustie once tossed grass in the air to check wind speed/direction. The grass landed on my face.

Ok form an orderly Q, there’s no need to push in I will be here all day signing autographs, no you can’t touch the watch and yes I did eat the grass in a bizarre ritual.

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I am famous for trying to wholesale copy and paste my reply from the last “famous Dopers” thread, then posting it again, in the old thread instead of the new one. Sorry.

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I had a letter published in Engineering Times magazine, and I have bowled professionaly on the PBA Tour.

I’m pathetic, I know.

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I am famous for absolutely bugger all but I have seen the Beatles live.

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Hang on a minute I’ve just remembered, I scored the winning goal when Port Vale beat Accrington Stanley 3-1 in the FA Cup final of 1953.

I’m lying actually

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I KISS YOU!

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I’m not really important anymore, but I used to be the Emperor of France. Conquered most of Europe, actually. Nowadays I spend most of my time planning my spectacular comeback.

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I used to be Hugo A-Go-Go. But I don’t like to talk about it. I’m retired now.

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What I want to know is whether there are any elected officials on this board. I would feel a lot better about our government if there were.