Just kidding!
That is, unless…Nawwww.
::uncouth snickering::
Good catch; I was in full rant mode and not even thinking. Wasn’t there a guy in LA a while back–maybe even around the time of the Manson murders–who was known as “The Coroner For The Stars”?
How daunting; try for outrageous and find that the worst case example probably spawned “Quincy” or something.
sigh
Veb
Great idea. My first subject-- Rosie O’Donnell. Even more fun if they perform autopsy while she’s still alive. 
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren ZevonI think there’s a website called this…anyone?
Yup, here’s your wicked Evil Clog Boy to help you out.
From the top of my head, I think there’s a link from www.rotten.com to a site which is named, I think, www.celebritymorgue.com .
If the last link doesn’t work, try the first and locate the link. Warning: that stuff is pretty gory indeed.
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Thomas Noguchi was the “Coroner to the Stars”. I seem to remember that he suffered some sort of disgrace, but I don’t remember what it was.
The folksinger Phranc mentioned him in a song: “One thing’s for sure / I won’t die like Belushi / I won’t have Noguchi cuttin’ on me!”
What ever happened to Noguchi?
From Newsweek of January 30-31, 1999:
Gawd, there was a real-life inspiration for Quincy? How depressing. Did Noguchi go into some stupid bitter preachy rant every week too?
That show was amusing, though. I liked the occasional episodes where Quincy actually litigated cases in criminal court. I’d imagine that an experienced District Attorney would be more than happy to turn the reigns over to an M.E. during a highly charged criminal trial in real life.
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you.
Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
Thomas Noguchi has not been forgotten. He was a category on Jeopardy last week.