We are voting for what we think is the silliest,or stupidest correct? Or is it which one we like best?
Division 1
Alabama Luella: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler
Division 2
Assisi: Jade Jagger and Dan Macmillan
Division 3
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Division 4
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Division 5
Calico Dashiell: Alice Cooper
Division 6
Chastity: Cher and Sonny Bono
Division 7
Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
Division 8
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
Division 9
Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa
Division 10
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart
Division 11
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 12
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
Division 13
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Division 14
Hud: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Division 15
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Division 16
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
Division 17
Leni: Heidi Klum and Flavio Briatore
Division 18
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 19
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Division 20
Makena’lei: Helen Hunt
Division 21
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Nahla Ariela: Halle Barry
Division 22
Pax: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Division 23
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Division 24
Racer Maximilliano: Robert Rodriguez
Division 25
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames
Division 26
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor
Division 27
Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Division 28
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Division 29
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Division 30
Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon
Division 31
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow)
Division 32
Zowie: David and Angela Bowie
Dear Og in heaven forgive me, but I just want to shoot these people. Even Kaden, Hunter and Madicyn aren’t this horrible.
Division 1
Alizeh Keshvar: Geena Davis
Division 2
Ariel: Cybill Shepherd (Ariel’s a boy)
Division 3
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Division 4
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Division 5
BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson
Division 6
Carys: Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas
Division 7
Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
Division 8
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
Division 9
Elettra-Ingrid: Isabella Rossellini and Jonathan Wiedemann
Division 10
Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson
Division 11
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 12
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
Division 13
Harlow Winter: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
Division 14
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Division 15
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Division 16
Kaiis: Geena Davis
Division 17
Levon Green: Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke
Division 18
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 19
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Division 20
Makena’lei: Helen Hunt
Division 21
Nahla Ariela: Halle Barry
Division 22
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 23
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Division 24
Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson
Division 25
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames
Division 26
Sage Ariel: Lance Henriksen and Jane Pollack
Division 27
Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Division 28
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Division 29
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Division 30
Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
Division 31
True: Forest Whitaker
Division 32
Zahra Savannah: Chris Rock
To be honest, the moment I saw the thread title, I just assumed it was going to be one of those four. I immediately thought of all of them. It’s nearly impossible to come up with a dumber name than “Audio Science” without coming up with something that the government would actually refuse to register. That’s even worse than Moxie Crimefighter, and that’s saying a hell of a lot.
Silliest and stupidest is what we’re going for here.
You’re not giving enough credit to fine competitors like Bogart Che Peyote Rainey, Jermajesty Jackson, Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp, and Tu Morrow - not to mention the Whitaker, Willis, Yates, or Zappa dynasties. This is a wide-open field.
Division 1
Alabama Luella: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler
Division 2
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Division 3
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Division 4
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Division 5
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Division 6
Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick
Division 7
Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
Division 8
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
Division 9
Dweezil: Frank Zappa
Division 10
Essenz Astral: Michael Schenker
Division 11
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 12
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
Division 13
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Division 14
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Division 15
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Division 16
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
Division 17
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Division 18
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 19
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Division 20
Marquise: 50 Cent
Division 21
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Division 22
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 23
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Division 24
Princess Tiaamii: Jordan and Peter Andre
Division 25
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames
Division 26
Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
Division 27
Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Division 28
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Division 29
Steveanna: Randy Jackson and Eliza Shaffe
Division 30
Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon
Division 31
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow)
Division 32
Zowie: David and Angela Bowie
Division 1
Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen
Division 2
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Division 3
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Division 4 (difficult!)
Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor
Division 5
BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson
Division 6
Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick
Division 7
Coco Riley: Courtney Cox and David Arquette
Division 8
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
Division 9 (oh my, can FZ be given a lifetime achievement award?)
Dweezil: Frank Zappa
Division 10
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart
Division 11
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 12
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
Division 13
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Division 14 (these all seem positively normal by comparison)
Indiana August: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix
Division 15
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Division 16
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
Division 17
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Division 18
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 19
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Division 20
Makena’lei: Helen Hunt
Division 21
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa
(but if in dif. division, Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette would have been a strong competitor)
Division 22
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 23
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Division 24
Rafferty: Jude Law and Sadie Frost
Division 25
Rocket Valentin: Robert Rodriguez
Division 26
Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
Division 27
Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Division 28
Sonnet: Forest Whitaker
Division 29
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Division 30
Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon
Division 31
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow)
Division 32
Zowie: David and Angela Bowie
Division 1
Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen
Division 2
Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer
Division 3
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Division 4
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Division 5
Cannon: Larry King and Shawn Southwick
Division 6
Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick
Division 7
Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
Division 8
Dexter Dean: Diane Keaton (Dexter Dean is a girl)
Division 9
Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa
Division 10
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart
Division 11
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 12
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
Division 13
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Division 14
Hud: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Division 15
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Division 16
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
Division 17
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Division 18
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 19
Lyric: Collected
Division 20
Makena’lei: Helen Hunt
Division 21
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Division 22
Oriole Nebula: Donovan and Linda Lawrence
Division 23
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Division 24
Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson
Division 25
Rocket Valentin: Robert Rodriguez
Division 26
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon
Division 27
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Division 28
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Division 29
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Division 30
Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon
Division 31
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow)
Division 32
Zolten: Penn Jillette
Division 1
Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen
Division 2
Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer
Division 3
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Division 4
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Division 5
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Division 6
Cash: Slash and Perla Hudson
Division 7
Cydney: Chevy Chase
Division 8
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
Division 9
Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa
Division 10
Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson
Division 11
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 12
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
Division 13
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Division 14
Indiana August: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix
Division 15
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Division 16
Keelee Breeze: Robert Van Winkle
Division 17
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Division 18
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 19
Lucien: Steve Buscemi and Jo Andreas
Division 20
Mathilda Plum: Moon Unit Zappa and Paul Doucette
Division 21
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Division 22
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 23
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Division 24
Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson
Division 25
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames
Division 26
Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
Division 27
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Division 28
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Division 29
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Division 30
Tiger Lily: Roger Taylor
Division 31
Wolfgang: Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli
Division 32
Zolten: Penn Jillette
The opening round of voting has closed. Go here for the first round of the playoffs.