Celebrity Death Pool 2014

I’m in. Here’s my list, with the plain list down below:

Jim Nabors (actor James Thurston Nabors, b. 12 Jun 1930)

Frank Gifford (NFL football player Francis Newton Gifford, b. 16 Aug 1930)

Brian Dennehy (actor Brian Mannion Dennehy, b. 09 Jul 1938)

Stephen Hawking (theoretical physicist Stephen William Hawking, b. 08 Jan 1942)

Muhammad Ali (The Greatest, Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr., b. 17 Jan 1942)

Keith Richards (musician, b. 18 Dec 1943)

Jerry Mathers (actor Gerald Patrick Mathers, b. 02 Jun 1948)

John Goodman (actor John Stephen Goodman, b. 20 Jun 1952)

Danny Bonaduce (actor, general knucklehead Dante Daniel Bonaduce, b. 13 Aug 1959)

Jim McMahon (NFL football player James Robert McMahon, Jr., b. 21 Aug 1959)

Edward Furlong (actor Edward Walter Furlong, b. 02 Aug 1977)

Macaulay Culkin (actor Macaulay Carson Culkin, b. 26 Aug 1980)

Justin Bieber (musician Justin Drew Bieber, b. 01 Mar 1994)

Plain List:
Jim Nabors
Frank Gifford
Brian Dennehy
Stephen Hawking
Muhammad Ali
Keith Richards
Jerry Mathers
John Goodman
Danny Bonaduce
Jim McMahon
Edward Furlong
Macaulay Culkin
Justin Bieber
Let the death watch begin.

Jimmy Carter
George H.W Bush
Fidel Castro
Kim Jong-Un
Walter Mondale
Bob Dole
Michael Schumacher
Alana Thompson
Raul Castro
Dick Cheney
Pat Robertson
Fred Phelps
James Randi

Happy birthday, oh Death Mistress.

I am pretty much copying my list from last year. Don’t feel like doing the research to make up a whole new list. Also, since Mindy McCready was on my 2012 list and I dropped her in favor of the themed list…Oh well. Lessons learned.

2014 Death Pool List. Pretty much the same as 2013… Just Gimmie That Old Time Rock N’ Roll

Chuck Berry
Jerry Lee Lewis
Gary Glitter
Little Richard
Fats Domino
Dean Torrence
Duane Eddy
Michelle Phillips
Carole King
Richard Carpenter
Franny Beecher
Aretha Franklin
Frankie Valli

Alternate:
Iggy Pop

[Tom Friedman]
The next six hours are crucial.
[/Tom Friedman]

He started showing Alzheimer’s symptoms way back in 2003, according to what I was reading yesterday. And his ‘battle’ with Alzheimer’s (news reports use that word, but how the hell do you battle Alzheimer’s?) has been public since 2011 or earlier; that year, his daughter testified before a Congressional committee to urge more funding for Alzheimer’s research. (I’m a bit of a Glen Campbell fan from back in the day, so it was more than just Deathpool interest that had me reading all this.) So as best as I can tell from the news reports, his body’s in no obvious hurry to check out, regardless of the state of his mind.

JohnT revisions

Pat Summit
Bill Cosby
Valerie Harper
Nancy Reagan
Pat Buchanan
Rush Limbaugh
Angela Lansbury
Warren Buffett
Larry McMurtry
Francis Ford Coppola
Justin Bieber
Danny Glover
Chris Christie

Alternates

Lindsey Lohan
Fidel Castro
Michelle Obama

I forget…

Wojciech Jaruzelski

Harper Lee

Ian Paisley

Sean Connery

Alice Munro

Coleen McCullough

Valerie Harper

Harry Reid

Sue Townsend

Wilko Johnson

Terry Pratchett

Sam Simon

Michael Schumacher
Subs:

Mikhail Gorbachev

Jerry Lewis

Lech Walesa

Here are all the choices so far that have at least ten picks:

Valerie Harper 46
George H.W. Bush 38
Lindsay Lohan 37
Fidel Castro 34
Randy Travis 22
Billy Graham-e 21
Michael Schumacher 21
Jimmy Carter 19
Ariel Sharon 18
Zsa Zsa Gabor 18
Muhammad Ali 16
Charlie Sheen 14
Dick Cheney 14
Pope Emeritus Benedict 14
Jerry Lewis 13
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh 13
Wilko Johnson 13
Nancy Reagan 12
Barbara Bush 11
Frankie Muniz 11
Kirk Douglas 11
Miley Cyrus 11
Clive James 10
John McVie 10
Michael Douglas 10

Thanks for doing this again, Baker!

  1. Russell Johnson, b. November 10, 1924. Actor.
  2. Hosni Mubarak, b. May 4, 1928. Dictator.
  3. Valerie Harper, b. August 22, 1939. Actress.
  4. Aretha Franklin, b. March 25, 1942. Musician.
  5. Elwood Edwards, b. November 6, 1949. Voice actor.
  6. John Edwards, b. June 10, 1953. Politician.
  7. Sam Simon, b. June 6, 1955. Producer.
  8. Darren Daulton, b. January 3, 1962. Baseball player.
  9. Michael Schumacher, b. January 3, 1969. Racecar driver.
  10. Orlando Thomas, b. October 21, 1972. Football player.
  11. Richard Engel, b. September 16, 1973. Journalist.
  12. Lynndie England, b. November 8, 1982. Army reservist.
  13. Bradley Manning, b. December 17, 1987. Soldier.

Alt1. Stephen Hawking, b. January 8, 1942. Physicist.
Alt2. Zsa Zsa Gabor, b. February 6, 1917. Actress.
Alt3. Roy Horn, b. October 3, 1944. Magician.
Plain text version:

Russell Johnson
Hosni Mubarak
Valerie Harper
Aretha Franklin
Elwood Edwards
John Edwards
Sam Simon
Darren Daulton
Michael Schumacher
Orlando Thomas
Richard Engel
Lynndie England
Bradley Manning

Stephen Hawking
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Roy Horn

My list:

Alice Munro
William The Refrigerator Perry
Tony Iommi
Bashar al-Assad
Sam Simon
Burt Reynolds
Barbara Walters
Valerie Harper
Teresa Heinz Kerry
Philip Roth
Cormac McCarthy
Thomas Pynchon
Michael Schumacher

And in case Schumacher buys it in the next 12 hours, then I have one alternate:

Ian Watkins

I listed Munro last year and she ended up winning the Nobel, so here’s hoping I can work similar magic for Roth, McCarthy, or Pynchon!

It’s so tempting to jump on the Michael Schumacher bandwagon, but I think I’m going to stick with my original list and not make any last minute changes. (Happy birthday Baker!)

I am curious about something though. I notice several people have Frankie Muniz on their list. Is he sick? In rehab? What’s the story?

I wasn’t going to play this year…but my own mother reminded me and contributed some picks, so here goes:

Angelina Jolie
Valerie Harper
Robert Redford
Sharon Osbourne
Kim Jong Un
Miley Cyrus
Queen Elizabeth II
Michael Schumacher
Randy Travis
Judy Blume
Mary Tyler Moore
Macaulay Culkin
Muhammed Ali

Alternate if anyone dies today: Fidel Castro

I apologize for any misspellings…I have to post from my phone.

Happy Birthday, Baker!

Ah, what the hell, here’s my best guesses for who will croak in the coming year*:

Randy Travis
Lindsay Lohan
Sid Caesar
Jerry Lewis
Heather Locklear
Casey Anthony
Gene Wilder
Valerie Harper
John McVie
Michael Schumacher
Brandon Novak
Billy Graham
Paul Allen

Alternate: Charlie Sheen

*Well, not Gene Wilder. He’s been on my lists all along, and I hope it continues to bring him a long happy life.

she should sign up on the SDMB and you two could play against each other!

Since the two oldest from my original list dropped in December, it’s time for the usual Dec 31 re-do:

  1. Valerie Harper (Aug 22, 1939), actress
  2. Lynne Stewart (Oct. 8, 1939), former attorney for radicals/imprisoned for perjury
  3. Superstar Billy Graham (June 7, 1943), pro wrestler
  4. Tom Dempsey (Jan. 12, 1947), football kicker
  5. Wilko Johnson (July 12, 1947), guitarist from pub-rock band Dr. Feelgood
  6. Ayman al-Zawahiri (June 19, 1951), al-Qaeda leader/likely drone target
  7. Slim Dunlap (Aug 14, 1951), replaced Bob Stinson in the Replacements
  8. Sam Simon (June 6, 1955), Simpsons producer
  9. Scott Thorson (Jan. 23, 1959), Liberace’s chauffeur/lover
  10. Daisy Berkowitz (April 28, 1968), former Marilyn Manson member
  11. Michael Schumacher (Jan. 3, 1969), Formula One champ
  12. Ryan Buell (July 8, 1982), paramormal investigator
  13. Lil’ Wayne (Sept. 27, 1982), rapper

Alternate (Just in case something happens in the next 14 hours)
George H.W. Bush (June 12, 1924), former president

Clean List:
Valerie Harper
Lynne Stewart
Superstar Billy Graham
Tom Dempsey
Wilko Johnson
Ayman al-Zawahiri
Slim Dunlap
Sam Simon
Scott Thorson
Daisy Berkowitz
Michael Schumacher
Ryan Buell
Lil’ Wayne

Alternate:
George H. W. Bush

Muhammad Ali
Amanda Bynes
Darren Daulton
Fats Domino
Mike Ilitch
Casey Kasem
Lindsey Lohan
Courtney Love
Charles Manson
Ryan O’Neal
Michael Schumacher
Sam Simon
Bobby Womack

Alt:
Bob Hoskins

A second mini stroke.

As I mentioned last year, when I started the Frankie Muniz bandwagon, in addition to being prone to strokes, he is a racecar driver and a drummer in a band. He is also currently 27 years old. There’s got to be some points there somewhere.

Well, my 2013 list made it through unscathed. Here’s my list of 2014 survivors (which is nearly identical to 2013):

  1. Sam Simon – co-developer of the Simpsons
  2. Stan Lee – godfather of Marvel
  3. Ryan Buell – “Paranormal researcher”
  4. Jerry Jones – Cowboys owner
  5. Zsa Zsa Gabor – Actress
  6. Penny Marshall – Actress/director
  7. Tony Iommi – Black Sabbath guitarist
  8. George H.W. Bush – Former president
  9. Hosni Mubarak – Former president of Egypt
  10. Tommy Ramone – Sole remaining original Ramone
  11. Robert Mugabe – President of Zimbabwe
  12. Muhammad Ali – Boxer
  13. Reverend Donald Wildmon – Raging Douchebag

Alt 1: Nancy Regan
Alt 2: Bryan Wiedmeier

Sam Simon
Stan Lee
Ryan Buell
Jerry Jones
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Penny Marshall
Tony Iommi
George H.W. Bush
Hosni Mubarak
Tommy Ramone
Robert Mugabe
Muhammad Ali
Reverend Donald Wildmon