Celebrity Death Pool 2014

I’m leaving the house for my trip at 8:00AM, so there’s still time to say Mona Lott has scored a unique pick with Garner.

Damn. I was just rewatching Victor/Victoria last week, my favorite movie with him in it.

1 Randy Seltzer 162 3 0
2 Registered at Last 147 3 1
3 CAMJAY77 112 2 0
4 Kitten Mitten 79 2 0
5 GIGObuster 72 2 0
6 Gleena 70 2 0
7 critter42 66 2 0
8 Captain Klutz 61 1 0
9 Cumbrian 55 1 0
10 bowler girl 54 1 1
10 NurseCarmen 54 1 0
12 bassett hound 51 1 0
12 Little Nemo 51 1 0
12 Shaggy Z 51 1 0
15 Tit whistle 48 2 1
16 Premislaus 42 2 1
17 Quartz 40 1 1
18 Fleetwood 39 3 1
19 Fear Itself 38 1 1
20 Hal Briston 35 1 1
21 guylevesque 34 3 0
22 Sami41 33 2 0
23 BACI 30 2 1
23 Mona Lott 30 2 1
23 Schnitte 30 2 0
26 BlossomDrearie 29 2 1
27 Invisible Chimp 27 2 2
27 Tread 27 2 0
29 The Vorlon 26 1 1
30 Clothilde 25 2 0
30 SCAdian 25 2 1
32 candide 18 1 0
32 CowPatty 18 1 0
32 Duckster 18 1 0
32 NotherYinzer 18 1 0
32 sir viks 18 1 0
37 SpazCat 17 2 0
38 12543 16 1 0
38 Allecher 16 1 0
38 Bewildebeest 16 1 0
38 Face Intentionally Left Blank 16 1 0
38 Jeep’s Phoenix 16 1 0
38 Oakminster 16 1 0
38 panache45 16 1 0
38 santorum 16 1 0
38 Shirley Ujest 16 1 0
38 smithsb 16 1 0
48 amarinth 15 1 0
48 anyrose 15 1 0
48 arara123 15 1 0
48 Archeonomist 15 1 0
48 ataraxy22 15 1 0
48 imthjckaz 15 1 0
48 jtgain 15 1 0
48 Labtrash 15 1 0
48 MadTheSwine 15 1 0
48 Maus Magill 15 1 0
48 notfrommensa 15 1 0
48 racer72 15 1 0
48 Sarabellum1976 15 1 0
48 Squonk 15 1 0
48 Tazmanian Devil 15 1 0
48 TexCat 15 1 0
48 tim-n-va 15 1 0
65 wolf meister 12 1 1
66 Borborygmi 11 1 1
67 Dung Beetle 9 1 0
67 Kolak of Twilo 9 1 0
67 rucciface 9 1 0
67 WalterMitty 9 2 0
71 Dusty Rose 7 1 0
71 Idle Thoughts 7 1 0
71 Spoons 7 1 0
71 vivalostwages 7 1 0
75 Paul Parkhead 6 1 1
76 shadken 2 1 0

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And lo, he ascended into Heaven in a Pontiac Firebird.

::waves sadly as Maverick rides off into the sunset::

Hey kids, let’s put on a show!

Inspired by Baker’s vacation,
Performed by the Really Not Ready For Prime Time Straight Dopers,
I give you:

Death Mistress Takes A Holiday!

Who can’t wait to hear Baker utter the phrase “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”

Anybody got a barn?

The Patriot Actress Skye McCole Bartusiak Found Dead at 21

If anyone had her, that’s a big old bucket of points.

http://www.people.com/article/skye-mcCole-bartusiak-dies-21

I am big, it’s the pictures that got small!

Ha, the Comfort Inn here in Hutchinson Kansas has a computer. Can’t do updates, but I can keep an eye on you all.

Please, I love a good show, go on with it!

If Baker had her, that’s a big old bucket of suspicion.

Kansas, huh? I’m seeing a sequel, we can reuse the barn. Can you wear your hair in pigtails? Will you work with a little dog? Click your heals together and say “there’s no death like a celebrity death, there’s no death like a celebrity death”?
We’ve got plenty of posters who can be a witch (good or bad) and no shortage of posters who have no heart or courage or brains.

We’re off the see the Death Mistress,
the wonderful Death Mistress of the Dope,
Because, because, because, because, because,
because of the wonderful pool she runs!

“Pay no attention to that woman behind the computer monitor.”
Dirty Death Mistress If you’re a celeb, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky this year?” :dubious: Well, do ya, celeb? <Can you sneer?>

Curt Gentry, an author and well-regarded biographer of J. Edgar Hoover who had his biggest commercial success when he teamed up with Vincent Bugliosi to write the 1974 blockbuster “Helter Skelter: The True Story of the Manson Murders,” died on July 10 in San Francisco. He was 83.

Didn’t see him back on the 10th.

NASA astronaut Henry “Hank” Hartsfield, who in 1984 commanded the maiden mission of the space shuttle Discovery, died on Thursday (July 17). He was 80. His death came as a result of complications from back surgery he had several months ago.

http://thespacereporter.com/2014/07/henry-hartsfield-jr-commander-of-discoverys-maiden-flight-passes-away-at-80/

Bodies are piling up.

Victor “Vic” Atiyeh, Oregon’s 32nd governor and the nation’s first Arab-American governor, died Sunday night when he succumbed to renal failure at a Portland hospital.

Atiyeh turned 91 in February. He served two terms as Oregon governor, from 1979 to 1987.

Unlikely - but Death is Death.
Aldi’s Co-Founder Karl Albrecht, a Pioneer in Food Retailing, Dies at 94

Thomas Berger, ‘Little Big Man’ Author, Is Dead at 89

Red Klotz, biggest loser in sports history, dead at 93.

Joep Lange, prominent AIDS researcher and former president of the International AIDS Society, dead at 59, along with many other AIDS experts that were traveling on the flight shot down in the Ukraine.

Robert Newhouse, responsible for one of the most iconic plays in Dallas Cowboys history, died Tuesday after a long illness. He was 64.

MagicJack inventor Dan Borislow lost his dial tone at 48 points.

Some 20 years short of how long Jack Crabbe lived.

Anthony Smith, Explorer With Zest for Land, Sea and Air, Is Dead at 88