Not even a little.
Of course not. But I’m steady…
Many of the individuals on my list are, unfortunately, ready to be recycled…
Mostly. I am getting nervous that my ringer may check out early, though. I will be very disappointed if she does.
and I’m Freddy. 
The immortals stand by for yet another indestructible year. 
Hang on a minute. I need to get my 2014 Death Pool list. I’m pretty sure I can reuse everyone from there.
Not really, but I guess I should start thinking about it!
After all, I’m still in second place by a measly 4 points, just like I have been since June 15. I’m not expecting that to change in the next month, so it’s time to start getting ready for 2016.
[del]Like we have a choice[/del]
I mean, HELL YEAH!
i was born ready!!!
Yeah, thanks buddy, rub it in. How’s the weather up there near the top?
Okay, I recognize that quote from somewhere.:smack:
I didn’t say ready for what. I’m ready for 79th place.
Cheers,
79 Bullitt 16 1 1
Pretty good, actually! I’m still kinda surprised to have been in contention this year; I was 0 for 2014. My main goal for 2016 is not to revert to my 2014 level.
Yes! Smokey and the Bandit, spoken by Sally Fields.
1 Registered at Last 300 7 2
2 RTFirefly 296 6 0
3 Fear Itself 288 6 1
4 CAMJAY77 252 6 1
5 carnivorousplant 213 5 0
6 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 208 4 1
7 Quartz 177 4 0
8 phungi 159 3 0
9 Sami41 143 4 0
10 VunderBob 139 3 1
11 bowler girl 126 3 0
11 Dr. Girlfriend 126 2 0
11 Hoopy Frood 126 3 0
11 Squonk 126 2 0
11 zoog 126 3 0
16 candide 124 3 0
16 GIGObuster 124 4 1
18 Randy Seltzer 119 3 1
19 MadTheSwine 102 3 0
20 Captain Klutz 92 2 0
20 critter42 92 2 0
20 Happy Lendervedder 92 2 0
20 Hockey Monkey 92 2 0
20 irritant 92 2 0
20 Kitten Mitten 92 2 0
20 Little Nemo 92 2 0
20 minionkat 92 2 0
20 RobotDevilDog 92 2 0
20 Tim R. Mortiss 92 2 0
30 Jeep’s Phoenix 86 3 0
31 Duckster 85 2 0
31 Hal Briston 85 2 0
33 Loach 84 2 1
34 The Vorlon 78 1 1
35 Dung Beetle 75 2 0
35 Eliahna 75 1 0
35 jeezums 75 2 0
35 Mahaloth 75 2 0
35 Rich Kitchen 75 2 0
40 notfrommensa 68 2 0
41 Fleetwood 67 3 0
42 Nurse Carmen 58 2 1
43 BACI 52 2 0
44 bassett hound 51 1 0
44 Icarus 51 2 0
44 RivkahChaya 51 2 0
44 Yllaria 51 1 0
44 zadscmc 51 2 0
49 Dusty Rose 47 2 0
49 Invisible Chimp 47 2 1
51 J-P L 44 1 0
52 Oakminster 42 2 1
53 5 time champ 41 1 0
53 a35362 41 1 0
53 Borborygmi 41 1 0
53 DinoR 41 1 0
53 Maus Magill 41 1 0
53 Sario 41 1 0
53 sir viks 41 1 0
53 Spiff 41 1 0
53 Tit Whistle 41 1 0
62 kopek 38 1 1
63 Cold Dish 37 2 1
64 PaulParkhead 36 2 1
65 Grits and Hard Toast 35 2 1
66 Charley 34 1 0
66 Lsura 34 1 0
66 Mr. Goob 34 1 0
69 Little Pig 33 3 2
70 Biotop 31 1 0
71 Lok 25 2 1
71 Vashbul 25 1 1
73 Clothilde 22 3 1
73 El Famous Burrito 22 1 0
75 rucciface 18 1 1
76 Clothahump 17 1 0
76 Honey 17 1 0
76 Shoeless 17 1 0
79 Bullitt 16 1 1
80 racer72 14 1 1
81 Allecher 12 1 1
82 Dolores Reborn 11 1 0
82 littlespeedysuperbike 11 1 1
82 moldmonkey 11 1 0
82 Octarine 11 1 0
86 vivalostwages 9 1 1
87 BlossomDrearie 7 2 2
88 missred 6 1 0
89 Catamount 5 1 0
89 wolf meister 5 1 0
91 anyrose 4 1 0
91 Schnitte 4 1 0
93 lel 2 1 1
94 Andrew21 0 7 7
You know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker’s been away. New Gotham, new rules… even a new Batman. But now I’m tanned, I’m rested and I’m** ready** to give this [del]old town[/del] death pool a wedgie again!
Oh no? I’m breathing down your neck by a measly 8 points, and I am confident one of my young bucks is going to take a premature dirt nap.
Eight hours to go!
Look at all those people up there who have points. Sigh. I had points once. Not many, just a few, but points. Now? Now I am so very pointless. Can next year be better? I can only hope.
I’ve been heeding Satchel Paige’s excellent advice: “Don’t look back - something might be gaining on you.” 