Well that sucks. Sometimes I feel very very old and useless.
And then I remember how I am conferring immortality on a few people and I think that I am in fact doing good in the world.
A man that I can’t confidently say was likely on no one’s list, Dick Maugg, the silent half of the Bartles & Jaymes commercials of the 80’s, died July 28 of this year, at the age of 83. The death wasn’t announced until now because his daughter was also fighting cancer, and she lost her battle earlier this month.
Again???
There’s a little less joy in the world this week, as Ed Walker of the Joy Boys has died. His electrons will have to chase each other to and fro now.
Nice catch - he died last October.
To be honest, I didn’t realize it had been a whole year. I thought it was just a few months ago!
Al Molinaro, with only 4 points to his name, left us today. Yep, yep, yep, yep
Molinaro’s points lets Clothhilde leap from 74th place to a tie for 73rd,
1 Registered at Last 300 7 2
2 RTFirefly 296 6 0
3 Fear Itself 288 6 1
4 CAMJAY77 252 6 1
5 carnivorousplant 213 5 0
6 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 208 4 1
7 Quartz 177 4 0
8 phungi 159 3 0
9 Sami41 143 4 0
10 VunderBob 139 3 1
11 bowler girl 126 3 0
11 Dr. Girlfriend 126 2 0
11 Hoopy Frood 126 3 0
11 Squonk 126 2 0
11 zoog 126 3 0
16 candide 124 3 0
16 GIGObuster 124 4 1
18 Randy Seltzer 119 3 1
19 MadTheSwine 102 3 0
20 Captain Klutz 92 2 0
20 critter42 92 2 0
20 Happy Lendervedder 92 2 0
20 Hockey Monkey 92 2 0
20 irritant 92 2 0
20 Kitten Mitten 92 2 0
20 Little Nemo 92 2 0
20 minionkat 92 2 0
20 RobotDevilDog 92 2 0
20 Tim R. Mortiss 92 2 0
30 Jeep’s Phoenix 86 3 0
31 Duckster 85 2 0
31 Hal Briston 85 2 0
33 Loach 84 2 1
34 The Vorlon 78 1 1
35 Dung Beetle 75 2 0
35 Eliahna 75 1 0
35 jeezums 75 2 0
35 Mahaloth 75 2 0
35 Rich Kitchen 75 2 0
40 notfrommensa 68 2 0
41 Fleetwood 67 3 0
42 Nurse Carmen 58 2 1
43 BACI 52 2 0
44 bassett hound 51 1 0
44 Icarus 51 2 0
44 RivkahChaya 51 2 0
44 Yllaria 51 1 0
44 zadscmc 51 2 0
49 Dusty Rose 47 2 0
49 Invisible Chimp 47 2 1
51 J-P L 44 1 0
52 Oakminster 42 2 1
53 5 time champ 41 1 0
53 a35362 41 1 0
53 Borborygmi 41 1 0
53 DinoR 41 1 0
53 Maus Magill 41 1 0
53 Sario 41 1 0
53 sir viks 41 1 0
53 Spiff 41 1 0
53 Tit Whistle 41 1 0
62 kopek 38 1 1
63 Cold Dish 37 2 1
64 PaulParkhead 36 2 1
65 Grits and Hard Toast 35 2 1
66 Charley 34 1 0
66 Lsura 34 1 0
66 Mr. Goob 34 1 0
69 Little Pig 33 3 2
70 Biotop 31 1 0
71 Lok 25 2 1
71 Vashbul 25 1 1
73 Clothilde 22 3 1
73 El Famous Burrito 22 1 0
75 rucciface 18 1 1
76 Clothahump 17 1 0
76 Honey 17 1 0
76 Shoeless 17 1 0
79 Bullitt 16 1 1
80 racer72 14 1 1
81 Allecher 12 1 1
82 Dolores Reborn 11 1 0
82 littlespeedysuperbike 11 1 1
82 moldmonkey 11 1 0
82 Octarine 11 1 0
86 vivalostwages 9 1 1
87 BlossomDrearie 7 2 2
88 missred 6 1 0
89 Catamount 5 1 0
89 wolf meister 5 1 0
91 lel 2 1 1
92 Andrew21 0 7 7
Only one month until our Death Mistress opens the 2016 Death Pool thread!
It’s kinda like spring training for next season, while the 2015 season’s still finishing up - no matter how bad your list sucked this year, you start off the new thread even with everyone else. 
I fully expect to submit my same list of immortals for 2016. Since they are determined to be immortal, might as well let them. 
I’m crossing my fingers that my ringer survives until January.
I guess I can just copy/paste my list from this year.
Obviously you will eventually be successful.
Former US Senator, 2008 GOP Presidential Candidate, Watergate Attorney and Law and Order Actor Fred Thompson has reversed his mortgage at age 73.
My mom just texted me that he died. She does that, and I text her about some deaths too. But she has no idea I do death pools.
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it. Unlike Fred Thompson.
And in honor of Murray the Cop, they lined the streets of New York on Sunday. Wait, what? There was a marathon that day, too?
Speaking of The Odd Couple, who’s left from that show? The only adult regulars I can think of are Penny Marshall (Oscar’s secretary) and Elinor Donauhe (Felix’s girlfriend, whom apparently he dumped out of the blue so he could remarry his ex-wife).
So we can seriously ask you, “Does your Mother know that you do this?” :dubious:
Nobody had Thompson.
Russians don’t take a dump, son, without a plan.