Celebrity Death Pool 2016

G-d.

It should be, “He just coughed up 4 points.”

Well, that’s a real punch in the gut.

Wonderfully enough, he actually got to use his own maneuver to save a life just this May. It’d only been used by him in drills until then. Very cute and nice.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zsa-zsa-gabor-dies-at-189891

It finally happened.

Gabor is gone.

^Zsa Zsa Gabor, for those curious.

Wow.

Finally.

And I don’t mean any disrespect, but she’s been ill for a very, very long time.

She had a leg up on every other celebrity who died this year.

One lousy point!

Not much change, when players get one point. Of the twelve who had Zsa Zsa, only one is new to the list. We can congratulate boffking, as they lost their game virginity to a 99 year old woman.

1 CAMJAY77 482 10 5
2 Fear Itself 389 8 2
3 Registered at Last 332 7 3
4 Team Dirt 262 7 0
5 carnivorousplant 246 5 0
6 phungi 235 5 2
7 Quartz 230 5 0
8 RTFirefly 208 4 0
9 Loach 194 4 2
10 RobotDevilDog 188 4 0
11 guylevesque 172 5 1
12 notfrommensa 165 5 0
13 Captain Klutz 161 3 0
13 Maus Magill 161 3 0
15 GIGObuster 160 4 1
16 basset hound 156 4 0
17 septimus 155 5 0
18 jeezums 154 4 1
19 lel 146 4 2
20 Squonk 136 4 0
21 Hoopy Frood 124 3 0
22 Jeep’s Phoenix 122 3 1
23 Mahaloth 118 4 0
23 Shirley Ujest 117 3 0
23 Tangent 117 4 1
26 Hockey Monkey 114 2 0
26 VunderBob 114 2 0
28 Dung Beetle 110 3 1
29 Flik the Blue 109 6 2
30 42fish 107 2 0
30 Andrew21 107 2 0
30 Catamount 107 2 0
30 Mean Mr. Mustard 107 2 0
30 minionkat 107 2 0
35 Happy Lendervedder 106 3 0
36 anyrose 102 4 0
36 Jack Batty 102 4 0
38 bowler girl 97 3 0
39 Borborygmi 96 3 0
39 JohnT 96 2 1
39 Labtrash 96 3 0
42 Dolores Reborn 92 3 0
43 cardboardbox 87 2 0
43 cazwhatever 87 2 0
43 Eliahna 87 2 0
46 MadTheSwine 86 2 0
46 The Vorlon 86 3 0
46 Tit Whistle 86 2 0
46 zoog 86 2 1
50 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 83 2 0
50 amarinth 83 4 0
52 critter42 77 4 0
53 Clothilde 76 3 0
53 Lsura 76 3 0
55 a35362 72 5 0
55 Shoeless 72 3 0
57 BlossomDrearie 71 4 2
57 Casey1505 71 2 0
59 melondeca 70 2 0
60 Mona Lott 66 2 0
61 Wallet 61 1 0
62 5 time champ 60 1 0
62 candide 60 1 0
62 CreaseMunky 60 1 0
62 irritant 60 1 0
62 Little Nemo 60 1 0
62 Lok 60 1 0
62 Mudshark 60 1 0
62 pachabel 60 1 0
62 Rico 60 1 0
62 Superdude 60 1 0
62 vivalostwages 60 1 0
73 ShaggyZ 54 1 0
74 maplekiwi 47 1 0
75 Baker 46 2 2
76 sir viks 45 3 1
77 Personal 43 1 1
78 Dr. Girlfriend 38 2 0
79 imthjckaz 36 2 0
80 Little Pig 35 4 2
81 Czarcasm 32 2 0
81 kayT 32 2 0
83 Clothahump 26 1 0
83 Hal Briston 26 1 0
83 Old Wench 26 2 1
83 Reepicheep 26 1 0
83 Schnitte 26 1 0
83 swampbear 26 1 0
83 Winston Smith 26 1 0
83 zadscmc 26 1 0
91 kunilou 25 3 1
91 tim-n-va 25 1 1
93 Invisible Chimp 24 2 2
94 J-P L 23 3 0
95 Fleetwood 22 2 0
95 SpoilerVirgin 22 3 1
97 Idle Thoughts 19 3 1
98 Buttercup Smith 17 3 0
98 rucciface 17 3 0
98 valfatale 17 1 0
101 ataraxy22 16 2 0
101 meghan 16 2 0
101 PaulParkhead 16 2 0
104 Mr. Goob 13 2 0
105 Biotop 11 1 1
106 Aji de Gallina 10 1 0
106 Bewildebeest 10 1 0
106 Grits and Hard Toast 10 1 0
106 Library1900 10 1 0
106 racer72 10 1 0
106 Stephe96 10 1 1
112 Myrtle Beached Whale 7 2 0
113 kopek 6 1 0
113 NotherYinzer 6 1 0
113 Spiff 6 1 0
116 boffking 1 1 0

Good thing it happened now. Two more weeks and her death would have been…

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

…pointless.

She broke the tie for 52nd!

Did she not also break my tie for 23rd?

I’ll fix that. And I want to thank all you great players for putting up with my errors all this time, I’m going to miss doing this for you.

1 CAMJAY77 482 10 5
2 Fear Itself 389 8 2
3 Registered at Last 332 7 3
4 Team Dirt 262 7 0
5 carnivorousplant 246 5 0
6 phungi 235 5 2
7 Quartz 230 5 0
8 RTFirefly 208 4 0
9 Loach 194 4 2
10 RobotDevilDog 188 4 0
11 guylevesque 172 5 1
12 notfrommensa 165 5 0
13 Captain Klutz 161 3 0
13 Maus Magill 161 3 0
15 GIGObuster 160 4 1
16 basset hound 156 4 0
17 septimus 155 5 0
18 jeezums 154 4 1
19 lel 146 4 2
20 Squonk 136 4 0
21 Hoopy Frood 124 3 0
22 Jeep’s Phoenix 122 3 1
23 Mahaloth 118 4 0
24 Shirley Ujest 117 3 0
24 Tangent 117 4 1
26 Hockey Monkey 114 2 0
26 VunderBob 114 2 0
28 Dung Beetle 110 3 1
29 Flik the Blue 109 6 2
30 42fish 107 2 0
30 Andrew21 107 2 0
30 Catamount 107 2 0
30 Mean Mr. Mustard 107 2 0
30 minionkat 107 2 0
35 Happy Lendervedder 106 3 0
36 anyrose 102 4 0
36 Jack Batty 102 4 0
38 bowler girl 97 3 0
39 Borborygmi 96 3 0
39 JohnT 96 2 1
39 Labtrash 96 3 0
42 Dolores Reborn 92 3 0
43 cardboardbox 87 2 0
43 cazwhatever 87 2 0
43 Eliahna 87 2 0
46 MadTheSwine 86 2 0
46 The Vorlon 86 3 0
46 Tit Whistle 86 2 0
46 zoog 86 2 1
50 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 83 2 0
50 amarinth 83 4 0
52 critter42 77 4 0
53 Clothilde 76 3 0
53 Lsura 76 3 0
55 a35362 72 5 0
55 Shoeless 72 3 0
57 BlossomDrearie 71 4 2
57 Casey1505 71 2 0
59 melondeca 70 2 0
60 Mona Lott 66 2 0
61 Wallet 61 1 0
62 5 time champ 60 1 0
62 candide 60 1 0
62 CreaseMunky 60 1 0
62 irritant 60 1 0
62 Little Nemo 60 1 0
62 Lok 60 1 0
62 Mudshark 60 1 0
62 pachabel 60 1 0
62 Rico 60 1 0
62 Superdude 60 1 0
62 vivalostwages 60 1 0
73 ShaggyZ 54 1 0
74 maplekiwi 47 1 0
75 Baker 46 2 2
76 sir viks 45 3 1
77 Personal 43 1 1
78 Dr. Girlfriend 38 2 0
79 imthjckaz 36 2 0
80 Little Pig 35 4 2
81 Czarcasm 32 2 0
81 kayT 32 2 0
83 Clothahump 26 1 0
83 Hal Briston 26 1 0
83 Old Wench 26 2 1
83 Reepicheep 26 1 0
83 Schnitte 26 1 0
83 swampbear 26 1 0
83 Winston Smith 26 1 0
83 zadscmc 26 1 0
91 kunilou 25 3 1
91 tim-n-va 25 1 1
93 Invisible Chimp 24 2 2
94 J-P L 23 3 0
95 Fleetwood 22 2 0
95 SpoilerVirgin 22 3 1
97 Idle Thoughts 19 3 1
98 Buttercup Smith 17 3 0
98 rucciface 17 3 0
98 valfatale 17 1 0
101 ataraxy22 16 2 0
101 meghan 16 2 0
101 PaulParkhead 16 2 0
104 Mr. Goob 13 2 0
105 Biotop 11 1 1
106 Aji de Gallina 10 1 0
106 Bewildebeest 10 1 0
106 Grits and Hard Toast 10 1 0
106 Library1900 10 1 0
106 racer72 10 1 0
106 Stephe96 10 1 1
112 Myrtle Beached Whale 7 2 0
113 kopek 6 1 0
113 NotherYinzer 6 1 0
113 Spiff 6 1 0
116 boffking 1 1 0

The Single Point Award.
The Singularity Award.
Awesome!

If no more die beofre the end of the year, they would have the Final Hours award. I won that once, with a death on 12/27. And it was my only points that year.

That is out-straightdope-standing!

Yep, Benazir Bhutto came through for me.

I remember Zsa Zsa once said she was a good housekeeper. Whenever she got divorced, she kept the house.