2026 Celebrity Death Pool

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!!

The Rules:

  1. You pick 13 celebrities (that’s thirteen, not ten) whom you predict will die within the calendar year 2026. If any of your celebrities dies, you score 100 points minus their age at death. Whoever has the most points at the end of the year wins the undying snort admiration of the SDMB.

  2. All picks must be time- and date-stamped by midnight CST, Dec. 31st, 2025. (That’s U.S. Central time, which is six hours behind Greenwich.)

  3. Valid picks are not

a. already dead
b. a fictional character
c. non-human
d. under age 18 at death, 'cause we’re macabre but not THAT macabre.
e. a registered member of the SDMB, 'cause that would be weird
f. famous solely as a result of their illness or associated actions/events.
g. listed as “any member of whatever group”

It’s really hard to define “celebrity” Best we can do is someone who’s death is rather widely reported in major media outlets, because of something they’ve done, be it art, politics, athletics, science, music, the military, or even serial murder. It’s not going to be your Aunt Mabel who was in the local paper because her apple pie won first place in the county fair. HOWEVER if you Do have a question about whether or not someone else’s choice qualifies, please, I’d prefer a PM about it to start off with, rather than thrashing it out in public and possibly causing resentment. Remember, people, it’s only a game. It’s supposed to be fun, Fun FUN!!!

  1. You can pick people who are 100 or more years old but you won’t score points for them. See the “Quantity Not Quality” award, below.

  2. If we are uncertain about the celebrity’s age at death, we will go by the higher age (lower score).

  3. Prisoners held on death row will be valid for scoring points only if they die by means other than official execution.

  4. Any poster who kills or otherwise contributes to the death of any celebrity mentioned in this thread is disqualified. The only exceptions to this rule would be deaths caused by those posters serving as members of the police or armed forces of any country, in the line of duty.

  5. Editing your choices: be careful! You can make changes to your list before the end of the year, but it has to be clear which names are your final choices. It might be advisable to submit one or more “alternates” with your list, in the event that one of your picks dies during December 2025. If you have no alternates, and one of your picks has died the remaining twelve will be all you have. You may have no more than 13 picks. If you pick more than 13, or if any of your picks is otherwise invalid, I may ask for clarification. Otherwise, I will submit the first 13 names on your list. Do me a favor: check twice, post once.

Sharing news of celebrities in ill health and whatnot is up to individual posters.

If a poster playing the game gets banned during the year, this does not invalidate their entry, although they won’t be able to gloat in the thread if and/or when they do get points.

If a player changes their username at some point, post this news on the thread, or PM me, so I know who you are.

Players who pass away themselves during the year will still have their points counted, and will receive a special award, or notice, when the year is over.

Some celebrities have common, identical or similar names. It is helpful to be specific.

Spelling counts! Please try to spell celebrities’ names correctly. In 2023 I had Rosalynn Carter’s name spelled three different ways, and almost lost one. Names that weren’t originally spelled in English can be tricky, I know, but if you aren’t sure of a name, try looking at what a major news outlet, like CNN or the BBC, uses.

While all deaths garnering points must occur during the calendar year, I know that a death might go unreported for a day or so. So, I will not post official total points for at least 24 hours after 12/31/2025 If you find that one of your picks died, say, late on 12/31/2026, and you didn’t hear about it until late on Jan. 1, 2026(this is a not so subtle hint to check your lists)then post a cite at once, and you will get your points. After that you will be out of luck.

Additional awards:

The “Opening Kickoff” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the first listed celebrity to die in 2025

The “Quantity Not Quality” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the greatest number of celebrities who died, regardless of their actual point value.

The “Inside Track With the Grim Reaper” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who had the most unique picks that died.

The “Robbing the Cradle” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the youngest celebrity to die in 2025 but see rule 3.d.

The “Final Hours” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the last listed celebrity to die in 2025

I have a spreadsheet that allows me to post game standings and produce various other statistics. The pain is “loading” the data into the sheets. So if a person is born by one name and refered to by another, use the most common one. I refer to it as the “Pope” rule, that is, use the name a celebrity is most commonly known by. It isn’t necessarily their birth name. If a person is known primarily by a titled name, please use that. So it wouldn’t be Jorge Bergoglio, it would be Pope Francis. And don’t put down Charles Windsor, put down King Charles III. If you do pick George or Chuck, under their lesser known names, I might not notice it, to give you those points if and when they shuffle off this mortal coil and go to join the choir invisible. And please, let me mention again, check your spelling of names!!!

And second, post your list in a plain format. An example of a plain list follows here:

Pete Arredondo
Greg Abbott
Dan Patrick
Ken Paxton
Ted Cruz
John Cornyn
Tony Gonzales.
Don McLaughlin
Mandy Gutierrez
Christina Mitchell Busbee
Tucker Carlson
Lindsey Graham
Paul Gosar

No spaces between the names. So not like this

Pete Arredondo

Greg Abbott

Dan Patrick

However, I know that many of you like to include commentary within your lists, such as:

Pete(I wasn’t in charge) Arredondo

That’s fine, it’s entertaining. But if you do that, please include the list again in plain format for me to copy & paste. I will give one reminder only, and after that you have to figure things out for yourself.

It’s good to be the Death Mistress!!

Have fun, sickos, and “May the odds be ever in your favor!”

Poo?..

Death poo is the unfortunate result of your sphincter releasing when you die.

ETA": Dammit, the correction is no fun. For those who didn’t see the original thread title, it was:

2026 Celebrity Death Poo;

Guess I’m first because all I need to do is dust off last year’s list.

Drake
Lil Baby
Doja Cat
The Weeknd
Lil Durk
Giveon
Polo G
Rod Wave
Post Malone
Moneybagg Yo
Megan Thee Stallion
J. Cole
Ye

“Ye” being Kanye West if you prefer.

Alternates:

DaBaby
The Kid LAROI
Gunna

I’m going to wait until after Christmas before posting my list, as there is still a small chance 12 celebrities will take pity on me and board a fateful flight into a volcano.

My list …

Justin Timberlake
James Van Der Beek
Zachary Ty Bryan
Ariana Grande
Bruce Willis
Michael Shannon
Kenneth Copeland
Jesse Duplantis
Tommy Lee Jones
Chris Hemsworth
Alec Baldwin
John Travolta
Jamie Lee Curtis

Alternates:

Daveigh Chase
Leven Rambin
Jennifer Lawrence

No spaces, billie, it makes more work for the Death Mistress.

You do not want to make more work for the Death Mistress.

I fixed it. It was acting up on my end.

A repeat of last year’s list (and the year before!) One of these years….

Donald Trump
Kim Jong-Un
Vladimir Putin
Newt Gengrich
Mitch McConnell
Rupert Murdoch
Rudi Giuliani
Chuck Grassley
Charles Koch
Harlan Crow
Clarence Thomas
Donald Trump, Jr.
Xi Jinping

Alternates:
Miguel Díaz-Canel
Stephan Miller
Bill Cosby

Raymond Teller
John Astin
Donald Trump
Lewis Black
Frankie Valli
Rudy Giuliani
Robert Silverberg
Tom Baker
Cher
Andrea Martin
Samuel A. Alito, Jr.
Mike Ditka
Penn Gillette

Alternates:
Joe Namath
Billie Jean King

Getting this in so I don’t forget.

Elton John
Paul McCartney
Brittany Spears
Justin Bieber
Mariah Carey
Halsey
Selena Gomez
Celine Dion
Adele
Alanis Morissette
Billie Eilish
Bebe Rexha
Constance Wu

Alts:
Bono
Harry Styles
Madonna

My list has 29 names. Is that ok?

If 16 of them are alternates, sure!

This is interesting. I missed last year so I’m recycling my 2024 list; however I have to replace two of them … so at least I know I was on the right track. I scored on Jimmy Buffet but I think I got bogarted on Pele because he died so late in the year. Anyhoo … celebrities with pilots licenses dominate, but I’m looking for some ringers to include too. Final list may vary.

John Travolta
Bill Burr
Thomas Middleditch
Tom Cruise
Clint Eastwood
Harrison Ford
David Lee Roth
Morgan Freeman
Bill Cosby
Jerry Sandusky
Harvey Weinstein
Dave Coulier
Chuck Grassley

Alts
Jeffrey Jones
R. Kelly
Ted Nugent

It’s Gingrich.

Shirley MacLaine
Tina Louise
Max Baer, Jr.
John Goodman
Margaret O’Brien
Ian McKellen
Judi Dench
Billy West
Jeff Bridges
Mel Brooks
Alan Alda
Sally Struthers
Jack Nicholson

Alternates:

Jacques Pepin
Joseph Biden
Courtney Love

Jonathan Banks
Len Cariou
Joseph DeAngelo
Bob Dylan
Jane Fonda
Uri Gellar
Alan Greenspan
Rudy Giuliani
Mitch McConnell
Pat Sajak
George Takei
Donald Trump
Dick Van Dyke

alternates:
Squeaky Fromme
Wings Hauser
Ted Nugent

A fuckhead no matter how it’s spelled. But thanks!

Fuck it. Cut/Paste last years. Who cares anymore.

Vlad Zelenski
Johnny Knoxville
Vicktor Bout
Charlie Sheen
Steve-O
Travis Pastrana
Bam Margera
Andy Bell
Josh Todd
Bombshell McGee
Danny Bonaduce
Michael Schumacher
Lizzo

This is like 8 years running. Again, You People Owe Me!

Chris Hoy
Tatiana Schlossberg
Asma al-Assad
Imelda Marcos
Donald Trump
Clarence Thomas
Ghislaine Maxwell
Jerry Sandusky
R. Kelly
Harvey Weinstein
Rudy Giuliani
Mitch McConnell
Vladimir Putin

Steve Bannon
Lindsay Graham
Marjorie Taylor Greene