I’d like to resubmit my list as I have been informed that one of my previous alternates is already dead.
Jonathan Banks
Len Cariou
Joseph DeAngelo
Bob Dylan
Jane Fonda
Uri Gellar
Alan Greenspan
Rudy Giuliani
Mitch McConnell
Pat Sajak
George Takei
Donald Trump
Dick Van Dyke
If you plan to reuse any of a previous list, just cut and paste and substitute new names for the names of those that died. That is pretty much what I did.
Burt Ward
Charles Koch
Donald Trump
Jane Fonda
John Goodman
Lorne Michaels
Martha Stewart
Martin Scorsese
Randy Newman
Richard Dawkins
Robert Crumb
Rupert Murdoch
Yoko Ono
Jordan Brunoli, musician (the Bugs) , 29 years old
Brad Arnold, musician, 3 Doors Down 9/27/78
Raul Malo, musician, Mavericks, 8/7/65
Richard Sterban, musician, Oak Ridge Boys, 4/24/43
Paul Dooley, actor, 2/22/28
James Van Der Beek, actor, 3/8/77
Donald Trump, 6/14/46
Clean list:
Joe Biden
Scott Adams
Tristan Rogers
Linda Rondstat
Robert Wagner
Micky Dolenz
Jordan Brunoli
Brad Arnold
Raul Malo
Richard Sterban
Paul Dooley
James Van Der Beek
Donald Trump
Alternates:
Dolly Parton
Harrison Ford
Mitch McConnell
Deadpool List of 2026, not a list of folks I hope die, but folks that if they do die, I hope to reap a darkly humorous reward.
Donald Trump
Michael J Fox
Phil Anselmo
James van der Beek
Joe Biden
Mitch McConnell
Vladimir Putin
Rupert Murdoch
Bruce Willis
Dave Coulier
William Shatner
Brad Arnold
Michael Bolton
I typed them and the line breaks were put in automatically. I will try the copy and paste method, though. (I tried it already from a document and the spaces still got put in, but will try it from the message board this time.) thanks.
I haven’t posted any lists in the last year or three. It’s surprising how many names I can reuse.
Amanda Bynes
Dave Coulier
Bill Clinton
Neil Diamond
Celine Dion
Bob Dylan
Michael Flatley
Peter Frampton
Mitch McConnell
Benjamin Netanyahu
Robin Roberts (American newscaster)
Rob Schneider (comedian)
Voldymyr Zelenskyy
Alternates
Bob Skinner (former baseball player)
Dolly Parton
Sylvia Tyson (Canadian singer/songwriter.)
Clean list
Amanda Bynes
Dave Coulier
Bill Clinton
Neil Diamond
Celine Dion
Bob Dylan
Michael Flatley
Peter Frampton
Mitch McConnell
Benjamin Netanyahu
Robin Roberts
Rob Schneider
Voldymyr Zelenskyy
Here’s my list. Much the same as last year. Evidently I’m doing a fine job of keeping them upright and breathing.
William Shatner
Willie Nelson
Emperor Akihito
Tom Baker
Josef Fritzl
Vanessa Redgrave
Ted Turner
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Grace Slick
Mickey Rourke
Bruce Willis
Alan Alda
Bob Weir
Alternates:
Mitch McConnell
Shirley MacLean
Al Pacino