Celebrity Death Pool 2016

Adieu, adieu to ieu and ieu and ieu

Heart attack/HIV was cause of death Alexis Arquette Died From Heart Attack Stemming From HIV Battle

“L.A. Confidential” director Curtis Hanson dies at 71:

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/curtis-hanson-dead-la-confidential-1201866310/

Rapper Shawty Lo has died at age 40.

Checks my theme list of rappers - nope.
These guys people -
Chief Keef
Waka Flocka Flame
ScHoolboy Q
Ty Dolla Sign
Tech N9ne
Birdman
Young Thug
Pusha T
Riff Raff
Bobby Shmurda
Wale
X-Raided
Max B

Alts.
Lil Twist
Shyne
Turk

Interesting footnote: Arquette was also the kid the the video for “She’s a Beauty,” by The Tubes.

Well, he/she probably never did touch the merchandise.

Bill Nunn dies at 63.

Jose Fernandez, ace pitcher for the Miami Marlins, was killed in a boating accident. He was 24.

Stanley Dural Jr, AKA Buckwheat Zydeco, dead at 68.

Arnold Palmer has passed away at age 87.

Grip it & Rip it Arnie

That spoils a great joke.

God and Moses are playing golf.
God has a book.
Moses hits close to the hole with his first swing.
He’s been playing for 5,000 years or so.
God puts his book in his back pocket and gets out a five iron.
“A five iron?” asks Moses. “You will slice and hit the water trap.”
God says, “Arnold Palmer says to use a five iron on this hole.”
He slices and hits the water trap.
Moses sweeps his arms, the water parts, and he retrieves God’s ball.
God puts the ball on his tee and picks up the five iron.
“The five iron again? You will slice, already!”
“Arnold Palmer says to use a five iron on this hole.”
God again hits the water trap.
Moses stomps over, throws his arms wide, and gets God’s ball.
“I’m not going to get it if you use the five iron again!”
“Arnold Palmer says to use a five iron on this hole.”
“Fine.”
God slices again, goes over to the water trap. He is walking on the water, peering in, looking for his ball.
Some guys have been waiting to tee off. They are really angry.
One walks over to Moses, grabs his shoulder and whirls him around.
“Who does that guy think he is, God?”
“No, he thinks he is Arnold Palmer.”

I guess I could change it to Tiger Woods.

I have tickets to a Buckwheat Zydeco concert in February. RIP Buckwheat.

I am also sad about Arnold and Jose.

I am sad about all these people passing (and failing to provide me with point 1).

Yeah, that part fellates with great alacrity.

Old Wench and notfrommensa get points for Palmer.

1 CAMJAY77 482 10 5
2 Fear Itself 389 8 2
3 Registered at Last 332 7 3
4 Team Dirt 262 7 0
5 phungi 235 5 2
6 Quartz 230 5 0
7 RobotDevilDog 188 4 0
8 guylevesque 172 5 1
9 carnivorousplant 168 3 0
9 RTFirefly 168 3 0
11 notfrommensa 165 5 0
12 Captain Klutz 161 3 0
12 Maus Magill 161 3 0
14 GIGObuster 160 4 1
15 Loach 159 3 1
16 basset hound 156 4 0
17 jeezums 154 4 1
18 lel 146 4 2
19 septimus 133 3 0
20 Hoopy Frood 124 3 0
21 Jeep’s Phoenix 122 3 1
22 Hockey Monkey 114 2 0
22 Squonk 114 2 0
22 VunderBob 114 2 0
25 Dung Beetle 110 3 1
26 42fish 107 2 0
26 Andrew21 107 2 0
26 Catamount 107 2 0
26 Mahaloth 107 2 0
26 Mean Mr. Mustard 107 2 0
26 minionkat 107 2 0
26 Shirley Ujest 107 2 0
26 Tangent 107 3 1
34 Happy Lendervedder 106 3 0
35 bowler girl 97 3 0
36 JohnT 96 2 1
37 anyrose 92 3 0
37 Dolores Reborn 92 3 0
37 Jack Batty 92 3 0
40 cardboardbox 87 2 0
40 cazwhatever 87 2 0
40 Eliahna 87 2 0
43 Borborygmi 86 2 0
43 Labtrash 86 2 0
43 MadTheSwine 86 2 0
43 Tit Whistle 86 2 0
43 zoog 86 2 1
44 Flik the Blue 84 3 1
45 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 83 2 0
46 The Vorlon 81 2 0
47 Shoeless 72 3 0
48 BlossomDrearie 71 4 2
49 a35362 66 3 0
49 Clothilde 66 2 0
49 critter42 66 2 0
49 Lsura 66 2 0
49 Mona Lott 66 2 0
58 Casey1505 61 1 0
58 Wallet 61 1 0
60 5 time champ 60 1 0
60 amarinth 60 1 0
60 candide 60 1 0
60 CreaseMunky 60 1 0
60 irritant 60 1 0
60 Little Nemo 60 1 0
60 Lok 60 1 0
60 melondeca 60 1 0
60 Mudshark 60 1 0
60 pachabel 60 1 0
60 Rico 60 1 0
60 Superdude 60 1 0
60 vivalostwages 60 1 0
73 ShaggyZ 54 1 0
74 maplekiwi 47 1 0
75 Baker 46 2 2
76 sir viks 45 3 1
77 Personal 43 1 1
78 Dr. Girlfriend 38 2 0
79 Czarcasm 32 2 0
79 kayT 32 2 0
81 Little Pig 30 3 2
82 Old Wench 26 2 1
82 Clothahump 26 1 0
82 Hal Briston 26 1 0
82 imthjckaz 26 1 0
82 Reepicheep 26 1 0
82 Schnitte 26 1 0
82 swampbear 26 1 0
82 Winston Smith 26 1 0
82 zadscmc 26 1 0
91 tim-n-va 25 1 1
92 Invisible Chimp 24 2 2
93 Idle Thoughts 19 3 1
94 valfatale 17 1 0
95 kunilou 15 2 1
96 Fleetwood 12 1 0
96 J-P L 12 1 0
96 Mr. Goob 12 1 0
99 SpoilerVirgin 11 1 1
100 Stephe96 10 1 1
101 ataraxy22 6 1 0
101 Buttercup Smith 6 1 0
101 kopek 6 1 0
101 meghan 6 1 0
101 Myrtle Beached Whale 6 1 0
101 NotherYinzer 6 1 0
101 PaulParkhead 6 1 0
101 rucciface 6 1 0
101 Spiff 6 1 0

Dammit RT, move over!

raises a glass in his memory

Complains the guy who’s listed first. :slight_smile:

I don’t mind being beat by the Old Wench; I married her so I’m used to it. But by Swampy as well? I’d kill someone but the points wouldn’t count and I would still be losing out. :smack: