This year I’ll just name people I want to die. If I score any points I’ll be delirious. Unfortunately I’ve taken a vow to never again utter or even type the name of the person I want dead most of all, so besides him I’ve got:
Kellyanne Conway
Rudy Giuliani
Ben Carson
Chris Christie
Betsy DeVos
Mike Pence
Rick Snyder
Jeff Sessions
Scott Pruitt
Rick Perry
Tom Price
Reince Priebus
Ted Cruz
Alternates
Michael Savage
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Shania Twain
Billy Ray Cyrus
Donald Trump
Cher
Montel Williams
Clint Eastwood
Martin Sheen
Paul Gascoigne
Amitabh Bachchan
Paula Abdul
Sting the singer
Michael Jordan
Jane Fonda
Johnny Manziel
Gregg Allman
George Zimmerman
Casey Anthony
Ethan Couch
Donald Trump
Justin Bieber
Bob Barker
Dennis Rodman
Glen Campbell
Mel Brooks
Christopher Lloyd
Billy Gardell
If anyone is considering doing a bandwagon list this year, the following are the top fifteen picks so far. Thirteen for the list, and two more for alternates.
George H. W. Bush 16
Jimmy Carter 16
Donald Trump 15
Valerie Harper 10
Gord Downie 9
Abu Bakr al Baghdadi 8
Charlie Sheen 8
Glen Campbell 8
Mary Tyler Moore 8
Betty White 7
Shannon Doherty 7
Stephen Hawking 7
Tom Brokaw 7
Tommy Chong 7
Keith Richards 6
Refreshing my list after a record-setting three deaths this year:
Glen Campbell
Dana Carvey
Kassie DePaiva
Michael Douglas
Richard Dreyfuss
Judith Krantz
Gina Lollobrigida
Gerald McRaney
Liza Minnelli
Frankie Muniz
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
John Paul Stevens
Brian Wilson
Since my clever system of evaluating likely candidates has never gotten me higher than 32nd place at any time in any year I’ve ever played, I’ve decided to just be lazy and pick celebrities who are known to have had heart problems.
Toni Braxton
Dick Cheney
Bill Clinton
Carrie Fisher
Kelsey Grammer
David Letterman
Rosie O’Donnell
Regis Philbin
Burt Reynolds
Charlie Rose
Alex Trebek
Barbara Walters
Shaun White
Donald Trump
Tiger Woods
Justin Beiber
Paul McCartney
Bob Newhart
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Ian Mckellin
Dan Rather
Mick Jagger
Robert Redford
Carol King
Cher
Harrison Ford
Olivia de Havilland-100
Kirk Douglas-100
Shannen Doherty
Abdelaziz Bouteflika-Algerian President
Sultan Qaboos bin Said al Said-Sultan of Oman
Ali Khamenei- Supreme Leader of Iran
Robert Mugabe-president of Zimbabwe
Charles Manson
George Herbert Walker Bush
Queen Elizabeth of UK
Kare Willoch-former pm of Norway
Javier Perez de Cuellar-former UN secretary general age 96
Hosni Mubarak-former president of Egypt