Celebrity Death Pool 2017

You need to submit a list that doesn’t have commentary. Also, Kirk and Olivia, according to the new rules, aren’t eligible picks.

Piers Sellers died on Friday.

Jimmy Carter
Don Rickles
Jimmy Snuka
Billy Graham
Jerry Lewis
Valerie Harper
George HW Bush
Joost van der Westhuizen
John Hurt
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Phillip
Mikhail Gorbachev
Carrie Fisher

Charlie Sheen didn’t make it into your plain list.
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Good catch. Here’s a corrected plain list.
Shannen Doherty
Justin Bieber
Amanda Bynes
Natasha Lyonne
Edward Furlong
June Shannon
Charlie Sheen
Kylie Jenner
Maurice Clarette
Ryan Leaf
Johnny Manziel
Lamar Odom
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

Alternates
Flava Flav
Owen Wilson

I am replacing Mr. Sellars with Greg Gilbert, frontsman for The Delays.

Jaqwis Dancy
Nabeel Qureshi
Angelo Bissessarsingh
Larry Garza
Sharon Laws
Shannon Doherty
Abu Bakr Al-baghdadi
Joost van der Westhuizen
Geoff Fox
Leah Bracknell
Brian Doyle
Downie Gord
Greg Gilbert

Alternates

Steve Hewlett
John Hurt
Colin Meads

Details

Jaqwis Dancy LA Tech running back.
Nabeel Qureshi Christian Author
Angelo Bissessarsingh Historian
Larry Garza Comedian
Sharon Laws British Cyclist
Shannon Doherty Actress
Abu Bakr Al-baghdadi Terrorist
Joost van der Westhuizen retired rugby player
Geoff Fox meteorologist
Brian Doyle Author
Downie Gord Canadian musician, broadcaster
Greg Gilbert, Frontsman for the Delays

Alternates
Steve Hewlett writer for the Guardian, radio broadcaster
John Hurt Actor
Colin Meads former rugby player

Loretta Lynn (coalminer’s daughter)
Charlie Daniels (made a deal with the devil)
Tommy Chong (stoner)
Jimmy Carter (nuclear peanut farmer and construction worker)
Donald Trump (con man)
Henry Kissinger (jackass)
Sandy Koufax (southpaw)
Curly Neal (#22)
Bobby Bowden (Puntrooskie caller)
Buzz Aldrin (original moonwalker)
Carrie Fisher (popularized the metal bikini)
Fred Silverman (former TV exec)
Ron Popeil (legendary inventor & marketing genius)

Alternates

Al Jaffee (very unserious guy)
Clint Eastwood (chairtalker)
Bill Cosby (rapist)

Joost van der Westhuizen
Gord Downie
Valerie Harper
Kanye West
Paul Gascoigne
Donald Trump
JT Holmes
Alex Honnold
Shannen Doherty
Scott Matzka
Carrie Fisher
Charlie Sheen
Brooke Mueller

Donald Trump
Julian Assange
George H. W. Bush
Jimmy Carter
Kim Jong-Un
Lindsay Lohan
Britney Spears
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr
Angela Lansbury
Dick Van Dyke
Adam West
Betty White

I see from reading thru the thread that perhaps I should have a version of the list without clarifiers:

Loretta Lynn
Charlie Daniels
Tommy Chong
Jimmy Carter
Donald Trump
Henry Kissinger
Sandy Koufax
Curly Neal
Bobby Bowden
Buzz Aldrin
Carrie Fisher
Fred Silverman
Ron Popeil

Alternates

Al Jaffee
Clint Eastwood
Bill Cosby

Oops George Michael from Wham has gone from next years list guys.

No theme this year, just some random names I threw together:

  1. Barry Williams, actor, 62
  2. Maureen McCormick, actor, 60
  3. Christopher Knight, actor, 59
  4. Eve Plumb, actor, 58
  5. Mike Lookinland, actor, 56
  6. Susan Olsen, actor, 55
  7. Robbie Rist, actor, 52
  8. Shirley Jones, actor, 82
  9. David Cassidy, actor, 66
  10. Susan Dey, actor, 64
  11. Danny Bonaduce, actor, 57
  12. Jeremy Gelbwaks, actor, 55
  13. Brian Forster, actor, 56

Alternates:
Wayne Brady, actor, 44
Ross Partridge, actor, 48

Clean version:

Barry Williams
Maureen McCormick
Christopher Knight
Eve Plumb
Mike Lookinland
Susan Olsen
Robbie Rist
Shirley Jones
David Cassidy
Susan Dey
Danny Bonaduce
Jeremy Gelbwaks
Brian Forster

Alternates:

Wayne Brady
Ross Partridge
mmm

Funny how random works out sometimes.

The Amazing Johnathan
Clive James
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Carrie Fisher
Debbi Reynolds
Mel Stottlemyre
Cher
Liza Minnelli
Gord Downie
Glen Campbell
Shannen Doherty
Nick Cannon
Joost van der Westhuizen

Alternates:
Valerie Harper
Bryan Murray
Mary Tyler Moore
Scott Putesky
Burt Reynolds

Billy Swan - musician - Apr. 10, 2017

clean version:

Billy Swan

One down, twelve to go.

::curmudgeonly:: oh al-right, then

Chris Christie, politician
Gene Hackman, actor
John Oates, musician
Joe Clark, politician
Carol Channing, entertainer
Betty White, actress
Bea Arthur, actress
Temple Grandin, author
Frank Langella, actor
Angela Landsbury, actress
Cito Gaston, former baseballer/manager
Roseanne, performer

extra bits of carrion:

Jocelyn Guevremont, former NHL’er
LeBron James, b-baller

gooooooooo TEAM!
Someone recently mentioned Dick Van Dyke.
He will live until 102.

Bea Arthur died in 2009.

You’re gonna queer the deal! :dubious:

Revised list:

Jake Lamotta
George H. W. Bush
Mary Tyler Moore
Valerie Harper
John Hurt
Mel Stottlemyre
Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka
Jamil Abdullah Al-Amin
Rod Carew
Malcolm Young
Vivian Campbell
Gord Downie
Joost van der Westhuizen
Alternates:

Dick Van Dyke
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Helmut Kohl

well, well, then.

replacing her with David Duchovny, actor