I’m just hoping for no pop-ups
Pretty sure there will be clouds
The guy retired in 1982 or so. The backdrop is going to be a green, black, or amber screen with, in the bottom-left corner, a simple:
C:\
Not for the people I picked; for them its been the best year of their lives. :smack:
The good news is that he is home with God.
The bad news is that God really does like Apples after all; it was just a bad translation. 
I seriously doubt anybody had him, but Dennis Hof has suspended his erection campaign. Permanently.
I’d hate to be the CSI tech who had to blacklight THAT house. It’d look like a black velvet Jackson Pollack painting.
His body was found by Ron Jeremy. :eek: I wonder how old Ron tried to wake him up? 
On second thought, I don’t want to know.
Fluffing.
His pillows, you perverts! 
I see our moral Republicans were well represented at his birthday party by Joe Arpaio and Grover Norquist.
“Dirty” Dick Slater dead at 67.
Had to look him up. A WWE wrestler, he’s now wrestling with André the Giant and others who have gone before, up there in that big ring in the sky.
R.I.P., “Dirty Dick”. Say hello to Fezzik for me.
Anybody want a peanut?
Not that I expect anyone had him, but still notable:
Artist Dave Dave, who first gained infamy after being set on fire by his father, has died at the age of 42.
Todd Bol, creator of the Little Free Library movement.
Rapper Jon James McMurray Dies After Airplane Stunt Goes Horribly Wrong
A pointless death?
In two ways
Mr Pathmark James Karen has been taken off the shelf at 6 points.
Hopefully if they ever have to move him they won’t just move theheadstone.
Dorcas Reilly, creator of Green Bean Casserole, is dead at 92. Give thanks for her a month from now.
The body will lie in state, in a Tupperware container behind the pickles, right next to the maple syrup.
I’ll pour a can of french-fried onions on the curb in her honor.
No I won’t. I’ll eat the onions and leave the can on the curb instead.
No, fill the casket with cream of mushroom soup, and sprinkle the onions on top of her grave.
Regards,
Shodan