Fill casket with cream of mushroom soup, add onions, and bake in crematorium for 45 minutes at 375 degrees.
You people are sick and disgusting. I like those two qualities in people. 
Thank you, but what of the pizza cutter?
Maybe they had planned on pizza for lunch. Sometimes delivery pizza may not be cut all the way to the crust. Best to be prepared for that situation.
Help any if I mention she was a hot-dish in her day?
POINTS!
Whitey Buldger will not be down for breakfast.
Stabbed to death in prison-age 89.
Just adding that the link above refers to Whitey Bulger for anyone that tries to search the thread.
11 Points and a Unique Pick for The Vorlon
Rank Player Score Picks(Unique)
1 CAMJAY77 395 7(1)
2 jeezums 346 6(1)
3 phungi 277 6
4 Registered@Last 240 6(2)
5 basset hound 192 3
6 GIGObuster 190 3
7 RTFirefly 168 4
8 Team Dirt 165 3
9 candide 140 3
10 Loach 114 3(1)
11 carnivorousp 106 2
12 Martonio 101 3
13 tangent 100 3
14 Hoopy Frood 89 3
15 RobotDevilDog 81 2
16 ataraxy22 66 4(2)
17 NurseCarmen 62 1
18 HappyLendervdr 61 2
18 Stephe96 61 3
20 bowler girl 58 2
20 FavreCo 58 2
22 Allecher 57 1
23 bowler guy 56 2
24 irritant 55 4(4)
25 Jacquernagy 47 3(2)
26 1b3bz18c9ed… 44 3
26 computergeek 44 3
28 Archeonomist 43 2
28 Grits&HardToast 43 2
28 Maus Magill 43 2
28 The Vorlon 43 3(2)
32 kayT 42 2
33 Dung Beetle 37 2
33 Jack Batty 37 2
33 zoog 37 1
36 Catamount 36 3(1)
37 JohnT 35 2
38 Oakminster 32 2
39 J-P-L 27 2
39 peedin 27 2
41 critter42 25 2
42 Borborygmi 24 1
42 Dr. Girlfriend 24 1
42 krondys 24 1
42 Labtrash 24 1
46 Biotop 23 1(1)
47 amarinth 20 2
47 Jeep's Phoenix 20 2
49 42fish 19 1
49 5 time champ 19 1
49 Andrew21 19 1
49 BobLibDem 19 1
49 CreaseMunky 19 1
49 Dancer_Flight 19 1
49 Kitten Mitten 19 1
49 Lsura 19 1
49 Mahaloth 19 1
49 McDeath_the_Mad 19 1
49 Monstera Delic 19 1
49 smithsb 19 1
49 Squonk 19 1
49 superdude 19 1
49 vivalostwages 19 1
64 cardboardbox 18 1
64 Mona Lott 18 1
64 Sternvogel 18 1
67 Czarcasm 16 1
68 Old Wench 13 1(1)
69 Rico 10 1(1)
70 Clothahump 8 1
70 PaulParkhead 8 1
70 picker 8 1
73 Spiff 1 1
73 Tread 0 1(1)
So he got shived. Who did the deed and for what aggrieved party?
Hardy Fox, co-founder of The Residents, has died. This makes me tremendously sad.
Apparently a Mafia hit man who “hates rats” (and who is already serving life for killing a mob boss).
First head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, Jack Patera, would have been worth 5 field goals, had he been on anyone’s list.
Willie McCovey dead at 80.
Beverly McClellan, a fiery blues-rock singer who made it to the final four on season one of “The Voice” in 2011, has died.
McClellan passed away Tuesday after battling cancer. She was 49.
Earl Bakken, inventor of the portable pacemaker.
Ten months down and my picks keep getting better and better.
Frank Litsky, Sportswriter, Age 92
I don’t think Dave Anderson’s death, another Sportswriter, was ever documented here, from last month. Age 89
The way I think of it is, I’ve got a head start on next year’s list. 