Bob Hope
Ronald Reagan
Dick Clark- 12:00 2000
I was gonna say The Lone Ranger, but, sadly…
William Buckley
Martha Stewart
Ted Danson
Frank Oz(Hope Not)
Gore Vidal
Billy Wilder
Liza Minelli
- Magic Johnson…hello! aids x 9 years?.
- George Wente
- Brian Denehey
- Caroline Schloshburg
- Ronald Reagan
- Chevy Chase
- Ed Mcmahon
- Clint Eastwood
- Gearld Ford
- John Forsythe
Umm…lessee
- Johnny Cash
- George Jones
- Bob Hope
- Gary Coleman
- Ernest Borgnine
- Ray Bradbury
- Andy Griffith
- Ryan O’Neal
- Bob Dylan
- Glen Campbell
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“We are here! You are saved!” --R. & F.
The Pope
Fidel Castro
The Queen Mother
Saddam Hussein (of an ambitious underling)
Idi Amin (He’s been sick; indigestion-someone he ate, apparently…)
George W. Bush Jr. ( Can you say “overdose”? Sure you can!)
Gerald Ford. (The guy looks terrible.)
Ronald Reagan
Mikhail Gorbachov
Jerry Falwell (I hope)
“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung
Oh, Kat! Not Bradbury! Take it back, dammit!
Charles Manson
Briggite Bardot
Bob Hope
Ed McMahon
Burt Reynolds
Ozzy Osborne
Tom Arnold
Andy Kaufman
Gregg Allman
Nev Campbell
- Bob Hope
- Pope John Paul II
- Boris Yeltsin
- Ronald Reagan
- Charles Shultz
- Richard Pryor
- Stephen Hawking
- Katherine Hepburn
- Dudley Moore
- “Skinny” Joey Merlino
Magic doesn’t have AIDS, he has HIV. What’s more, he’s so healthy that the virus doesn’t even show up in his blood tests. So it’s unlikely that he’ll die next year, considering that someone with even full-blown AIDS can live for several years.
~Kyla
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
- Jerry Quarry (boxer)
- Puffy Combs (felon)
- Hugh Hefner (publisher)
- Bill Russell (BB player)
- Olivia Newton John (singer)
- Annette Funicello (bear maker)
- John Glenn (astronut)
- Hillary Clinton (Senator)
- Boris Yeltsin (boss man)
- da Pope (bigger boss man)
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The ressurected Jesus 2000, but this time it was an accident-a snowboarding bungee jump in Canada.
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Bill Clinton- Autofelatioasphyxiation
3.George Michael- Third degree friction burns.
- The Kid From The Sixth Sense- Oh hang on! Wasn’t he always dead?
5.The Cast Of Friends- In a surprise high speed drunken car appearance from Heather Locklear
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Stephen Hawkins- y2ktastrophe
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Babe- Pig In The Microwave- directed by Quentin Tarrantino
8.Quentin Tarrantino-Shot in a robbery at the video store started working at.
9.Kenny G- hopefully
- Dave Letterman- since we’re on ten.
Hey, Martha Stewart should always be on the Dead List. She is a blight to society, but I digress.
Since I already have my 10 in, I have one for someone looking for inspiration. AND I thought she was already dead: Lady Bird Johnson.
Boris Yeltsin
The Pope
Andy Dick
Snoop Dog
Johnny Carson
Muhammed Ali
Johnny Depp
Rob Downey Jr.
Prince Charles
Ron Regan
The one, the only, the amazing.
Hey, Amazing, just some clarification: Is “Ron Regan” former president Ronald Reagan or someone else (like his son)?
Mr. K’s Link of the Month:
A couple others also had Ron Reagan on their lists, and I assumed they meant the son, not the father. Here’s the list of “Voted Most Likely to Buy the Farm in 2000”:
Bob Hope - 11 votes
Ronald Reagan - 10 votes
Pope John Paul II - 10 votes
Muhammed Ali - 6 votes
The Queen Mother - 5 votes
Sean Connery
Bob Hope
Steve Hawkings
Perry Como
Joey Bishop
Peter Graves
OJ Simpson
Rosie O’Donnel
Gregory Peck
Rodney Dangerfield
Sean Connery
Bob Hope
Steve Hawkings
Perry Como
Joey Bishop
Peter Graves
OJ Simpson
Rosie O’Donnel
Gregory Peck
Rodney Dangerfield
Sean Connery
Bob Hope
Steve Hawkings
Perry Como
Joey Bishop
Peter Graves
OJ Simpson
Rosie O’Donnel
Gregory Peck
Rodney Dangerfield
Sean Connery
Bob Hope
Steve Hawkings
Perry Como
Joey Bishop
Peter Graves
OJ Simpson
Rosie O’Donnel
Gregory Peck
Rodney Dangerfield
I only pushed submit reply one X and then the back button to try and get off my response. Why does my answer show up 2 or 4 xs when I only hit submit reply one time? I only want to see my response when I make one just one time.
Sorry for the confusion. I ment the former President.
The one, the only, the amazing.