Michael Douglas (doesn’t CZJ look great in black?)
Gary Busey
John Goodman
Dan Ackroyd
Axl Rose
Dick Cheney
The President of the U.S .(My roommate is convinced that whoever takes office will be assassinated, can I choose the office, or do I have to play psychic and figure out who will be inaugurated?)
Jack Lemmon
Anna Nicole Smith
Mariah Carey (I can dream, can’t I?)
Carol Channing
Rosie O’Donnell (she has pissed a lot of people off lately)
I had originally chosen Deion Sanders just because I wanted a recent athlete in my list, but I just realized there are some much more likely candidates that still meet my criteria. So I would like to change my #3 choice to Daryl Strawberry.
My updated list:
Ronald Reagan (seems like a gimme)
Norm McDonald
Daryl Strawberry
Rodney Dangerfield
Hume Cronyn
Boris Yeltsin
Abe Vigoda (just so I don’t have to think “isn’t he dead?” every time I see him in another movie)
Jackie Chan (stunt gone horrbly wrong)
Kiichi Miyazawa (former Japan PM and current Finance Minister. Old as dirt and in a stressful job)
I’ve tried to pick 13 who nobody else has picked yet.
Francis Ford Coppola
Alberto Fujimori
Christian Slater
The Dalai Lama
Colin Powell
Ariel Sharon
Derek Jacobi
Rupert Murdoch
Michael Milken
Madonna
Jack Palance
Charlton Heston
Oprah
BTW, has anyone read Lawrence Block’s short story, “When This Man Dies”? Sobering for any of our participants.
There’s not a single person on my list who I want dead, honest. If I were picking that way, John Eric King, Tim McVeigh, and Jesse Helms would head my list, though the first two aren’t eligible under the rules.
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[li]1- Ted Williams[/li][li]2- John Lee Hooker[/li][li]3- Ronald Reagan[/li][li]4- Robert Downey Jr.:eerie repeat of his death scene in Less Than Zero[/li][li]5- Richard Harris[/li][li]6- Bob Dever: Little buddy! horrible coconut tree accident[/li][li]7- Robert Duvall[/li][li]8- James Garner[/li][li]9- Russ Meyer: big hooter maven, falls prey to Amazon Women On the Moon curse and that was a parody of…[/li][li]10- Zsa Zsa Gabor: Queen of Outer Space curse.[/li][li]11- Vampira: Plan 9 from Outer Space curse.[/li][li]12- Rosemary Clooney: Conquest of Space curse.[/li][li]13- Kevin Spacey: my longshot, but part of the whole space thing.[/li][/ul]
I don’t know who John Eric King is, but McVeigh is elligible, just as long as he dies in some way other than his official execution. Slipping in the shower and cracking his head on the faucet would give about 65 points.
My wishful thinking? Well, I guess I don’t sincerely wish Gallagher dead, but I suppose I wouldn’t mind if his mouth were accidentally sewn shut.
Not surprising, since I misremembered his name. It’s actually John William King, who was the chief perpetrator in the Jasper, Texas murder of James Byrd.
I sincerely apologize for being so indecisive here, but I’m going to change my list again. Gallagher was kind of a mean-spirited throwaway, so I’ll replace him with junk bond guru and terminal cancer patient, Michael Milkin.
Ronald Reagan (seems like a gimme)
Norm McDonald
Daryl Strawberry
Rodney Dangerfield
Hume Cronyn
Boris Yeltsin
Abe Vigoda (just so I don’t have to think “isn’t he dead?” every time I see him in another movie)
Jackie Chan (stunt gone horrbly wrong)
Kiichi Miyazawa (former Japan PM and current Finance Minister. Old as dirt and in a stressful job)
Michael J. Fox
McCauley Culkin
Michael Milkin
Dennis Leary (heart attack)
Again, I apologize to the organizer(s) of Deathpool 2001 for the inconvenience.