I got Jennifer Aniston. Not bad, but I was hoping for Shania Twain.
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TMR
I got Janet Reno ?!?! Talk about the Horror!
Seriously, put me down for Chastain also.
I got Ben Affleck. He’s alright, I guess, but I can’t help but feel just a little disappointed.
I wanted Harrison Ford. I am so jealous of Fuzzy Wuzzy I could puke.
Holy cow!!! Say it ain’t so!
I ended up with…
Judge Judy???
You better obey before you get reprimanded! Prepare to spend some time with the honorable Judge Judy. Your answer choices indicate that you enjoy the company of a dominant woman and get a kick out of playing the submissive role. You want a woman who can give orders and will punish you if you don’t follow her rules. This powerful woman will definitely put you in your place. Judge Judy will take charge of your relationship with her tough and harsh demeanor, but don’t worry, once you get her to put down her gavel she is quite the softy. Have fun – and behave.
Who thinks up these quizzes anyway?! Canthearya, please ask a moderator to delete this thread.
(still shaking my head in disbelief)
P.S. I’m more than willing to switch with another poster. Padeye, if you try again and get Janeane Garofalo, how’s about an across-the-board trade? No questions asked.
I got matched up with Harrison Ford! WOOF!
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I think they only have 10 celebrities to choose from!
They gave me Harrison too! Please!
First off, he’s waaay too old for me.
How in depth were these questions?
Why no Joey Ramone, eh???
I’m gonna go take the female test!
Alright. This is a Joke! They gave me zsa zsa gabor!
This test is seriously skewed… 
EEEEEEEWWWWW!! THis is disgusting!! I got…(oh the horror!)…Howard Stern.
Gross! I can’t stand that guy!
Bunny, I’ll have to trade with you: at least Howard is a reasonable facsimile of Joey!
I bet no one wants Zsa Zsa!
Arnold’s says:
Let me know if you need some help with that! 
I also took the “Are you High Maintenance” test and I’m proud to report that I’m not!
19 out of 100.
WooHoo for us low-maintenance gals!
Emode says Jennifer Aniston is my perfect celebrity date. I’ll take her. If she’s good enough for Brad Pitt, she is good enough for me.
Bunny Girl, do you have a gavel? If not, I’ll stick with Judge Judy.
I got Salma Hayek? Wait a sec, I wanted Britney, or Shania, or someone else. She’s cute, but dude, I wanted Britney.
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee
I got Danny DeVito.
Byron got Salma Hayek (and Pamela Anderson Lee, after he changed his movie preference from Action/Adventure to Porn.)
“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”
Heidi Klum! Score! I’ll have to give her a call, and tell her that emode.com hath commanded her to sleep with me.
“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill
Zsa Zsa Gabor for me.
Well.
Maybe I shouldn’t have said “Caviar.” But dang it, I like caviar.
- Rick
Judge Judy.
:::shudder:::