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For those seeking a female celebrity: http://www.emode.com/tests/celebrity_men.html
I am now heading to the roof of my building to prepare for oblivion. I’ve been hooked up with Fabio! That’s right, the King of Dinnerplate-Sized Nipples.
The horror.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
This thing is seriously flawed… I mean come on, me and Shnia Twain? I loathe country music.
You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
I’ll trade you, Cant—I got Ricky Martin, a gay Ken doll! I never should have said I liked show tunes . . .
Anybody want Danny De Vito?!?
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
Hmmm, Brandy Chastain.
I may have to change some of those answeres away from sports.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
My match is Salma Hayek, but I don’t know who she is. She looks pretty, though. (rubes is a sucker for brunettes)
Hmmm… Heidi Klum. Looks good. I’ll trade her for Salma Hayek, though!
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
Eve, I am your Ricky-Martin-matched sister. I had taken a “Is your boyfriend gay?” test on this site a while ago, but can’t seem to find it now. I suggest we run any prospective men though that screening process, given who we were matched with…
Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth
The horror, the horror!
I got Britney “No I didn’t get implants” Spears
Think I’ll just go lie down in a dark quiet room and think about what on earth I said that mad them pick Britney for me.
wooohoooo I got Harrison Ford…let’s go baby…
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
Senior Intern to
El Presidente
Self-Righteous Clique *
I got Salma Hayek, too. Sounds great to me.
Now, where do I go to pick her up? I couldn’t find the info on that website.
Uke
Jennifer Lopez. Hell Yeah!
Trying is the first step to failure
This thing must be broken. I got Pamela Anderson Lee. (shudder) If the plastic bits aren’t bad enough she’s not even remotely pretty. It’s a gyp. I bet no combination of answers would result in Janeane Garofalo as a match.
I think I took the wrong test, I got Ricky Martin.
Naw, I’m kidding. It selected Jennifer Anniston for me.
I got Shania Twain, too.
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a fine-looking woman, but I’m not sure she’s right for me.
Lauryn Hill!
can’t say I’m at all disappointed by that…
According to my results, Will Smith is “destined to be” my “Fresh Prince.” Our dream date would be golfing followed by gettin’ jiggy on the dance floor.
?!?!?!
Harrison Ford. Whoo hoo!
Hey Burn-
Should we double team her??
Shes my ideal woman too!
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
I got a rock.
Oh wait, I got Ricky Martin.
Oh wait, same thing.