Celebrity Sex Impersonations

Fingercuffs?
:eek:

Remember what Groucho said – “Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out every once in a while.”

[sub]Thanks, Ms. Veblen[/sub]

But Matt wouldn’t be one of the cuffs and besides…
Meow kitty kitty is hardygrrl speak for “look at him-he is a hottie!”, not something I say during sex.
And even if they’re weren’t fingercuffing me-if I can form words beyond screaming out names,someone needs to work a little harder.

I thought that one point of the fingercuffing was to present a, shall we say, impediment, to speech?
or am I sadly misled?

No,right on the money.

I just stated it wouldn’t be Jeff and Matt fingercuffing me, it’d be Jeff and someone else-in a perfect world.:slight_smile:

hardygrrl, I learn SO much from reading your posts.:slight_smile:

Is “Stinky Paws” the other guy? Just curious.

That would be a yes.:slight_smile:

hardygrrl-here to fight ignorance.

[Maxwell Smart (Don Adams)]
“That’s the second biggest ****** I’ve ever seen”
[/Maxwell Smart (Don Adams)]

[sub]Well, either that, or “Missed it by that much”

or “Sorry about that, Chief”[/sub]:eek: