So, what would Sean Connery sound like, having sex?
Oh, yesh, that’sh nice. Do me like the lasht dragon…
Or respected avant-garde genius Yoko Ono?
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Woody Allen, of course, would sound like this (old joke coming):
Ahhhhhuaaaahhhh, Soon-Yi. Who’s your daddy?
Any others?
Gilbert Gottfried: [loud, obnoxious voice]Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that’s good! Wow, I’m soooooooooooooooo horny! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaa![/loud, obnoxious voice]
Jerry Lewis would of course sound like:
[Jerry Lewis]
Whoa! Hey Ladeeeee! Oy! Wow, with the tongue and the moving of the hips and things! Layven!
[/Jerry Lewis]
Christopher Reeve:
“Have you started yet?”
[Mrs. Cecil Adams] Honey, can you take the paper bag off of your head now? [/Mrs. Cecil Adams]
That is soooo wrong.
Yet I’m still laughing…
Mary Kate (or hell, Ashley) Olson
Does it have to be vaginal sex?
But this doesn’t taste like the lollipop Mom gave me…
This thread belongs in the IMHO forum. I’ve taken the liberty of asking Ms. Veblen to move it. Sorry to have mis-placed the topic.
[sub]slinks away, properly dismayed…[/sub]
Oh, by the way.
*Ow ow ow ooh ooh ow ooh ow ow ow *
That’s Ally McBeal.
That’s so wrong. But luckily, they’re my age! 
I can drool and fantasize as I please. ::drools::
[William Shatner]
Oh…yes. Oh…that’sgood. Yes…baby…yes.
[/William Shatner]
Elvis:
“…”
Click and Clack of Car Talk:
“Don’t have sex like my brother.”
Or “Oh honey, your wattles are tickling me!”
(Did anyone else get that? Perhaps it is stretching it a bit)
(Also, are we going to get in trouble with Cecil for this sacriliege, or would he appreciate it?)
Yoda…
Oooh oh…coming I am…oho oh oh oh oh the force you must use!
I actually have a wav of Yoda orgasming!
Ugh, Merc! You don’t fantasize…about them? How old ARE they?
Also- Cecil has wattles?
Troy McClure (If you watch the “Simpsons” he’s as big as it gets)
Hello, I’m Troy McClure- you may remember me from such trysts as your aquariuam tank, and the bubble bath at my apartment- Dear God, there’s an eel up my rectum.
Muhahaha.
Matt & Jeff Hardy:
MH - Uh, did she just say “meow kitty kitty?”
JH - Yeah! Aroof doggy doggy!
If they were doing it right, I wouldn’t be able to form words IYKWIM.
I kinda thought that was stretching it. The Slug Signorino pictures of Cecil as a Turkey? Wattles…Turkey…Get it? Yeah, I know, kind of dumb.
What about Ted Kennedy?
“Open the door! Let me out, get outta my way, the car’s flooding!”
Sorry.
Moderator’s note:
Gotcher email just fine and don’t sweat a thing, AlbertRose. Actually this one’s borderline–not quite a poll but certainly opinion, even though it’s opinion on fun stuff. If it’s okay with you, I’m leaving it here anyway instead of moving it to MPSIMS.
Besides, it’s hilarious stuff and why should MPSIMS have all the fun?
TVeb
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