How about reading in braille? With my tongue?
Jewel had a bit of a bout with the ole crotch rot a few years ago. That’s a nasty one.
Sala, can’t you count?!? I said NO camels! That’s FIVE camels!
My best friend’s (male) friend has slept with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Mojo,
Nope, it was Travis Best. He’s a guard with the Pacers now.
My husband says that he read somewhere that Willie Nelson was having sex with a woman once and he did a back flip somewhere in the process.
Willie Nelson has creeped him out ever since then.
I just pretend it isn’t true. Because if it is, I certainly do not want to know about it.
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Sig line courtesy of Wally 
Actually I figured it was either him or Kenny Anderson, knowing approx. when you went to GT and who turned pro from there.
I always wind up having to explain my jokes- maybe I should take a hint from that. It probably would’ve been more obvious if it had been Lou Carneseca.