Over lunch today, my work friends and I talked about whether or not we were attracted to certain celebrities.
Rob the Aussie: How do you ladies feel about Patrick Stewart?
I turn bright red.
Dr. T: Oh, there’s a story here! Spill it.
Me (very sheepish): A few years ago, I was camping with some friends. Someone brought mead. Homemade, really strong stuff, tasted great. I don’t drink much, but I had a lot of this stuff. The topic of sex fantasies came up and I said, ‘I’d do Patrick Stewart, but I don’t think I could ask him to do me doggy style.’ They have never let me forget that.” I was probably as red as a Coke can after telling this story.
“Well,” said Dr. T. “You wouldn’t have to ask him. He’d tell you to ‘make it so’!”
Oh boy. I’m going to see my mice, and stay with them until quitting time.
It’s always fun to find out which celebs your friends would bang. Luckily my friends understand my Hugh Laurie thing…but not my William Petersen (sans beard) thing. I like older men, so what? Being drunk while having these conversations is always the best.
If you’re looking for adventure of a new and different kind,
And you come across a Captian who is similarly inclined,
Don’t be nervous, don’t be flustered, don’t be scared. Be prepared!
Tom Lehrer with an adjustment by me
Someone has told the Stepford Students about this little exchange. Thursday’s blizzard can’t get here quick enough! :o
