is that a stalk of celery in your pants?
Haha, nice one.
I love it, too. Cooked or raw, gimme, gimme. I’m hooked on the salatka selerowa or celery salad at a Polish grocery near here. It is celery sliced thin and tossed in a tangy cream sauce with a scattering of kidney beans, of all things. It is about $1.49 a pint and I’m way into it. Crunchy and celery-y, awesome chow.
But no, this whole aphrodisiac thing has got to be a lie. I got a face like a celeriac and this root vegetable’s dance card is empty.
Celery in lime jello is also good.
I predict celery stalks will rise after this thread.
Is the OP some kind of celery stalker?
I don’t expect this helps, but Chelsea fans have a chant that involves celery, and… well the interaction of men and women…
http://www.google.com/search?q=celery+chelsea+football+chant
I like celery, but celery juice sounds yucky.
How does the celery juice attract women? Do I actually have to drink it, or can I slather it on like Axe body scent? How about if I just carry around a glass of it, like a cocktail at a party?
It is 100% like the AXE commercials; you fill a can with it, tape down the button and aim it at yourself, walk around with douche-like swagger, and in minutes women will be telling you to hit puberty.
You put the celery juice everywhere except where you are, and they all come flocking to you, to get away from it.
On a totally unrelated note, I can’t stop pissing green…any help? Anyone…?
Eat beetroot in large quantity. The red and green will blend to make a charming amber-brown colour.
No need to thank me.