I have some really good friends. As a result, we get some great stories, because we pretty much share everything – good and bad – and don’t really jerk each other’s chains.
Anyway – my girlfriend is seriously into – um – swallowing, if you get my drift. I mentioned this to a friend of mine, who thought it interesting. Turns out his main squeeze isn’t against a mouthful of goo every now and then, but has complained about the taste.
So we are out drinking some time, and don’t know why, but this topic came up. The bartender pops up and basically says we aren’t eating/drinking citrus fruits. WTF? The guy goes on to say that citrus fruits will make your goo ‘sweet’.
My friend, being the pioneer that he is, volunteers to take part in a special project to get his girl on goo. For that whole night, and the next like three days, he basically ate and drank all the citrus fruit he could; he was eating lime and lemon wedges, grapefruits, drinking OJ, the whole thing.
After about three days of this, he and his girl get it on, and he basically shoots in her mouth – guys, get this – according to my friend, with no prompting from him, she says something to the effect that he ‘tastes great’!
Now – him being him, I doubt he would just be pulling my chain. To what extent does a person’s diet have to play in what his semen tastes like? Anyone care to share their wisdom with the Teeming Millions?
All right, I’m not sharing my “wisdom” with the Teeming Millions, but I have heard that a vegetarian’s…umm…semen, tastes different from those that eat meat as well. I forget the exact difference but I thought I heard that vegetarians’ doesn’t taste as bitter.
Now, that’s only what I’ve heard; I have no idea if this is true (and no desire to find out). Also, please excuse me if I have upset any vegetarian’s or otherwise.
I have a friend who some years ago (over a few beers) mused that his ideal girl would be able to lactate beer. Ha ha. We all had a few laughs, and moved on to some other stereotypical male chauvinist behaviour (probably). Problem is, I think he’s obsessed by the idea. Every time I’ve seen him even slightly inebriated since, this comes up (no pun intended ) in the conversation. It must be hundreds of times.
It wouldn’t surprise me; asparagus changes the odor (and presumably the taste :eek: ) of urine quite dramatically. It’s pretty unpleasant. My brain is kicking up the word “ketones”, but I have no details or cites at hand.
There was an episode of Sex and the City that dealt with this very issue - Samantha was advised to have the object of her attentions change his diet and drink wheat grass extract. It was not successful, according to the storyline.
Of course, I’m not sure I’d use this program as love life guidance… But it seemed a good excuse to post here.
This may be TMI, but if you’re already reading this thread, I figure you’ve just waived your rights…
My favourite tipple is a cider (note to US-crew; that’s fermented, not apple juice) called Scrumpy Jack, probably only available locally. After 3 pints of this, my pee smells of apple sauce (you know, like you put on pork). Not just similar, it’s so close it’s scary. And not entirely unpleasant.
Now. I wasn’t going to post that info. In fact I’ve never told anyone (way to go - you’ve just told a potential world-wide audience of hundreds). But since there may be a link between ingestion of asparagus and, ahem, one or two bodily fluids, I wonder whether apple is a possible new, er, flavour.
Of course too much SJ and you’re not up for any experiments…
No luck on other bodily fluids, but here’s a link on the effects of asparagus on urine. I’m afraid to do a more specific search along the lines of the OP, as I’m at work at the moment…
Xerxes: I’m just impressed that you can manage three pints of Scrumpy at all. Oog.
) in the conversation. It must be hundreds of times.
