Would you have to break your dick against a hard surface before you began?
Well, it doesn’t happen often (fortunately). Also note that Scrumpy Jack is not the same thing as the more generic scrumpy, which seems to be a term used for Very Strong cloudy (sometimes) cider, produced in the West Country (from where it doesn’t normally migrate). I’ve tried some of those and Geez, one pint would be more than enough.
Scrumpy Jack is a commercially produced cider available widely round where we are. It’s between 5/6%, IIRC. Not weak, granted, but not in the same league as the big boys, some of whom can run to 11%.
I was thinking of just lightly smacking it against Mauvaise’s teeth. She can do the rest.
[sup]Sigh. The sacrifices I make for science.[/sup]
No silly, for that you need to smack 'em on the ass–really hard. 
:o
[sub] I wouldn’t be at all adverse to the idea of you chipping in with a little 
of your own. Merely to keep me properly, uh, motivated (yeah, that’s the word) to the task at hand…er, mouth.[/sub]
First let me share a joke I got in an e-mail:
*In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand, you’re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?”
“That’s correct,” responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, “Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?”
After a stunned silence, the class burst out laughing, the poor girl’s face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.
However, as she was going out the door, the Prof’s reply was classic.
Totally straight-faced he answered her question. "It doesn’t taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.*
I remember reading somewhere that the taste buds for different tastes reside in different places on the tongue.
Perhaps the lady’s problem is in the way she is ‘collecting the specimen’ so to speak, and your friend needs to be a little more ‘up front’ in his delivery.
Good heavens, Bumbazine, that joke’s older than me!
Oh, and I also hereby volunteer my services for those who don’t want to wait in Dire Wolf’s line… hehe
In the movie 10 Things I Hate About You, Heath Ledger wonders if Julia Stiles has “beer-flavored nipples”.
That’s all I have to share. Oh yeah, and I eat a lot of citrus every day. 
I’m sorry, jr8, you are absolutely correct. Let me rephrase: Certain levels of garlic in one’s diet can be detected. YMMV!
::guffaw!::
Priceless. Absolutely priceless!
hey Dragon Ash
here’s some dope for you!
The diet of the male will in fact change the taste of his Semen (and the rest of your bodily fluids, but that’s another matter.)
I can’t say that it will be downright yummy nomatter what he eats, but it can definatly be improved upon.
For Example - One of my co-workers is a nympo. She bought a product off of the internet called “Semen-x” which claimed to be able to “sweeten” the flavor of Semen. Her Boyfriend had to take it eight hours prior to, um…commencement of exercises, but she told me that it worked. It didn’t make it taste like Candy, but it did make it significantly more enjoyable.
StephenG, it’s not Julia Stiles’s character Heath Ledger refers to, but Larisa Oleynik’s.
I have seen that movie waaaay too many times.
jr8, you’re not going to believe this, but I overheard someone just yesterday that implied that there is such a thing as too much cheese…
I must have woken up in an alternate universe or something…
I can’t believe you guys aren’t all over this.
For a proper blind test, there needs to be a control group.
For those of you who are getting sick of citrus fruits, a wedge or two of fresh pineapple will have a similar effect - delightful for those of us who partake. Asparagus, however, keeps me strictly above the belt.
And just wondering - if you smack your dick against a hard surface, does it break apart into lots of little penises? That visual will keep me wondering for days…
I’ve never really noticed a huge taste difference in semen because of diet, but I can tell you that there is a significant difference in the before and after when a man’s had a vasectomy and after is much better.
Flipping this question around, has any male noticed a change in taste based on the lady’s diet?
Yeah but somebody might not have heard it before.
And that’s no reason to ignore two perfectly good puns! 
BTW, I love pineapple.
Yes sir. I noticed when I go down on me womens after they had dairy products and such it’sa a horrible as all hell kinda taste. Now if she’s a eating lotsa fruit and things of the sort it’s all good.
TMI alert!!!
When I give a BJ I swallow but I postion the guy so he just hits the back of my throat-that way you don’t really taste it.
Are people here gargling with the stuff? Swishing it around their mouths like wine?
Ugh