Well, if there is a ‘what do guys taste like’ then surely there can be one about women!
Reminds me of the old phrase, ‘There are many fish in the ocean.’
Depends on the quality of the restaurant.
To smoking women: kissing you isn’t the only activity which tastes like “licking an ashtray.”
An ex-wife of mine (yes, there are several, some of which lived) had an extreme fondness for shrimp de jong… she tasted strongly of garlic “down there” for two days after a batch. Some gals taste like a cross between Lapsang Souchong tea and Starbuck’s coffee. I like that kind.
Shouldn’t this be in MPSIMS?
Tastes like chicken.
The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
I’ve been told sweet, especially after eating lots of grapes 
I was never able to really discern a taste because the smell is usually to overpowering. Its best if she just got out of the shower, thats for sure. Women tend to get pretty darn ripe in a short amont of time.
“Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?”
"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."
(Marvel Team Up #1)
I can only speak of my life mate. I love the taste of her. Just washed, dirty, it matters not. Just looking up and seeing the pleasure in her eyes. Makes my world go around.
Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you
or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?
Lord Flasheart: She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man’s tonsils.
In my experience, it varies from slightly bitter to almost sweet. Like [Banks], it matters not to me! I have to admit that I like giving oral sex to a woman more that I like recieving it. Does this mean I lose my “Guy Card”?
The most rewarding part was when I got my money!
-Dr. Nick Riviera
ew naty naty…freshly showered is the only way to go.
No, Squee, it means you and I get to have a nice lunch one day and talk about being in tune with the finer things in life
Can’t get enough of my lover. Showered, bathed, after a rough work-out, long day, overnight, it really doesn’t matter. It’s the connection, the taste, feeling, heat, look of LOST flight in her eyes, the whole magillah. Did I mention the taste? <yum>.
<sigh>
Cartooniverse
If you want to kiss the sky, you’d better learn how to kneel.
Sure don’t taste like squirell
Aha…
If I may be so bold. The best sex, imho, is spontaneous. You can’t ask for a shower and be spontaneous.
Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you
or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?
Lord Flasheart: She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man’s tonsils.
Second the motion against the shower. Nothing beats the smell of hot and bothered. The only problem with oral sex on her is that I don’t come that way. Well, that, and the underside of my tongue gets sliced up by my lower teeth, but it’s a small price to pay.
Joltsucker…
Surely she repays in kind?
I remember an old bost from my younger days…
“You don’t taste your woman? Give her to me…you will never get her back”
Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you
or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?
Lord Flasheart: She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man’s tonsils.
I’m with those that enjoy administering oral pleasure on the feminine persuasion.
The salty/tangy taste is just fine with me, and any odor is generally a biproduct of the juices being produced. Contrary to the cliche, I have never found that it smells like fish.
You make her go take a shower first? What wimps!
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
Jolt- this may sound weird but- a Chicklet. It’s JUST enough gum to set against the inside of your lower teeth, and it conforms very nicely to the sharp contours therein. Hence, no more dental-linguinal abrasions.
Former sufferer of slashed underside of tongue…<sigh>
Cartooniverse
If you want to kiss the sky, you’d better learn how to kneel.
Tastes GOOD and that’s it.
Thanks, Cartooniverse. Now if I can get my wife to let me do that to her. She stopped letting me do that. Perhaps she doesn’t want me to kiss her afterwards… :{
gosh, i could give every one of you guys a big hug. just consider it done.